Difference between revisions of "Shutthehellup"
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motto="How many have to die before no one ever dies again?" | | motto="How many have to die before no one ever dies again?" | | ||
map=''Map Not Available'' | | map=''Map Not Available'' | | ||
− | language=Shutthehellupyoubastards, [[English]], [[Russian]] | | + | language=[[Shutthehellupyoubastards]], [[English]], [[Russian]] | |
− | capital=Whydontyou, Shutthehellup | | + | capital=[[Whydontyou]], Shutthehellup | |
population=over 7.25 billion | | population=over 7.25 billion | | ||
− | currency=Whatthehellisthiscrap | | + | currency=[[Whatthehellisthiscrap]] | |
leader=the people of Shutthehellup | leader=the people of Shutthehellup | ||
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However, it has been classified as a [[Scandinavian Liberal Paradise]], [[Left-Leaning College State]], [[New York Times Democracy]], [[Left-Wing Utopia]], [[Liberal Democratic Socialists]], [[Democratic Socialists]], [[Inoffensive Centrist Democracy]], and [[Anarchism (theory)|Anarchy]] at various points in its history. | However, it has been classified as a [[Scandinavian Liberal Paradise]], [[Left-Leaning College State]], [[New York Times Democracy]], [[Left-Wing Utopia]], [[Liberal Democratic Socialists]], [[Democratic Socialists]], [[Inoffensive Centrist Democracy]], and [[Anarchism (theory)|Anarchy]] at various points in its history. | ||
− | ==Penguins and Milk and Books... Oh my!== | + | ==[[Double-Headed Penguins]] and Milk and Books... Oh my!== |
The Nice Warm Glass of Shutthehellup's main industry is currently book publishing, although the private sector as a whole is tiny and private enterprise was completely illegal until quite recently. The wealthy and businesses are still generally viewed with suspicion. The average income tax rate is 100%. | The Nice Warm Glass of Shutthehellup's main industry is currently book publishing, although the private sector as a whole is tiny and private enterprise was completely illegal until quite recently. The wealthy and businesses are still generally viewed with suspicion. The average income tax rate is 100%. | ||
− | Thousands of double-headed penguins (the official animal of Shutthehellup) freely roam the streets of most major cities, which is quite convenient, since Double-Headed Penguin Foie Gras Ice Cream is the #1 dish eaten by adults and children alike. | + | Thousands of [[double-headed penguins]] (the official animal of Shutthehellup) freely roam the streets of most major cities, which is quite convenient, since Double-Headed Penguin Foie Gras Ice Cream is the #1 dish eaten by adults and children alike. |
− | Foreign observers often note the rampant youth-related [[crime]], however, this is slightly misleading, since under the extraordinarily liberal Shutthehellup law code, most things which are considered crimes in nearby nation-states are entirely legal. There are only three prisons in the entire country, a remarkably low number for such a massive population, with one entirely dedicated to housing prisoners serving the mandatory 2-month sentence for failing to comply with Section 66.82 of the Shutthehellup legal code, which requires mandatory participation in the annual Kiss a Double-Headed Penguin Day. | + | Foreign observers often note the rampant youth-related [[crime]], however, this is slightly misleading, since under the extraordinarily liberal Shutthehellup law code, most things which are considered [[crime|crimes]] in nearby nation-states are entirely legal. There are only three [[prisons]] in the entire country, a remarkably low number for such a massive [[population]], with one entirely dedicated to housing prisoners serving the mandatory 2-month sentence for failing to comply with Section 66.82 of the Shutthehellup legal code, which requires mandatory participation in the annual Kiss a [[Double-Headed Penguins|Double-Headed Penguin]] Day. |
Revision as of 03:26, 21 March 2007
Flag of Shutthehellup | |
Motto: "How many have to die before no one ever dies again?" | |
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Region | Axis of Absurdity |
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Capital | Whydontyou, Shutthehellup |
Official Language(s) | Shutthehellupyoubastards, English, Russian |
Leader | the people of Shutthehellup |
Population | over 7.25 billion |
Currency | Whatthehellisthiscrap |
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The Nice Warm Glass of Shutthehellup is a massive, socially progressive nation senselessly located in the Axis of Absurdity region. It is, inexplicably, a member of the United Nations. Shutthehellup's current UN Category is Civil Rights Lovefest.
However, it has been classified as a Scandinavian Liberal Paradise, Left-Leaning College State, New York Times Democracy, Left-Wing Utopia, Liberal Democratic Socialists, Democratic Socialists, Inoffensive Centrist Democracy, and Anarchy at various points in its history.
Double-Headed Penguins and Milk and Books... Oh my!
The Nice Warm Glass of Shutthehellup's main industry is currently book publishing, although the private sector as a whole is tiny and private enterprise was completely illegal until quite recently. The wealthy and businesses are still generally viewed with suspicion. The average income tax rate is 100%.
Thousands of double-headed penguins (the official animal of Shutthehellup) freely roam the streets of most major cities, which is quite convenient, since Double-Headed Penguin Foie Gras Ice Cream is the #1 dish eaten by adults and children alike.
Foreign observers often note the rampant youth-related crime, however, this is slightly misleading, since under the extraordinarily liberal Shutthehellup law code, most things which are considered crimes in nearby nation-states are entirely legal. There are only three prisons in the entire country, a remarkably low number for such a massive population, with one entirely dedicated to housing prisoners serving the mandatory 2-month sentence for failing to comply with Section 66.82 of the Shutthehellup legal code, which requires mandatory participation in the annual Kiss a Double-Headed Penguin Day.