Siki Rej

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Siki Rej
Position
Coach of the Rejistanian national team, nerd
Age
not clear, it seemed he hacked his data
Tactical preference
System Karela
distinguishing marks
smell of coffee and pizza, thick glasses, long unkempt hair

Siki Rej is a nerd, who was interested in the fact what guarantees a win soccer. Since he was not able to evaluate all stats himself, he created mechanical help: Hexatux. The creation of a computer system, which knows nearly everything about soccer and is able to find the best strategy in nearly every situation made Siki Rej an interesting choice as coach.

Siki became coach of the U21 team from Cockbill Street and made the Appretices reach the final for the first time. Since the Apprentices there met the Young Orange-Blues, he told the rejistani coach Jisu Jetta the weakness of the Hexatux (a certain series of substitutions made it crash). After the Apprentices were defeated, Siki Rej had to flee into third world countries, which would not tell angry Streeters where he lives. He told the coach of Insane Inflation the weakness of Hexatux to get a suitcase full of Totally Inflated Yen and a free flight out of the country. Later he was caught in a country called Psytroxia where he fled to. The Streeters wanted him to take care of the still-working Hexatux and become once again coach of the national team. After a terrible defeat, which led to the elimination of Cockbill Street from the World Cup, Hexatux and himself were 'forgot' in a ceased nation. Somehow, Siki Rej fled and came to his Rejistanian home. There, he became coach of the Rejistani U21 team and later of the national team (with an improved version of Hexatux). He lived in the building of the ASR of coffee and pizza, while improving the Hexatux even more until he had a caffeine poisoning and was eventually sent to psychiatry for only talking in program code.


Preceded by:
Hexatux
g'irgah
1730–1733
Followed by:
Lee Branson