Sunny Tanah Burung Trade and Tourism Bureau

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Sunny Tanah Burung Trade and Tourism Bureau
Headquarters: Tiga Burung City
Nationality: Tanah Burung
Specialty: Tourism, gambling, general smut
Storefront: none

Your Dreams Made Flesh™

The Bureau is in charge of attracting tourists to the beaches and rainforests of Tanah Burung which it does energetically and unscrupulously. Methods include promising easy sex to visitors and fabricating tourist attractions. The Bureau claimed to have discovered the the skull of a missing link between apes and humans but this turned out to be an organg utan skull with a human jawbone glued to it. It has been relatively quiet since failing to elect one of its officials as foreign minister on a platform of "bigger economic pies."