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The TOUR de QAZOX is a road-cycling race around the nation of Qazox. This gruelling 3-week race travel to most parts of Qazox, and sometimes into neighboring countries as well. The first 27 editions of the TOUR were only open to Qazoxian Nationals, but in 1914, the race was fully open to all nations.

This year's course is listed below, and will travel clockwise, as is the custom in even numbered years, around Qazox. In odd-numbered years the course runs counter-clockwise around the country and is about 175 miles(280km) longer. The longer course (CCW) started in 1895.

1914 TOUR

• Day 1 Prologue: Lake Porter City, Qazox to Kraken, Green Wombat. Distance: 32.5 miles (52 km). Winner: Ron Qwik (Okielahoma) 58m:38sec.
  • TOP FIVE at conclusion of stage-
    • Ron Qwik (Okielahoma) 58m:38sec
    • Go-Gdjt (Az-Cz) 58m:41sec
    • Vance Jumberjack (Jeruselem) 58m:42sec
    • Ross Gulliver (Bazalonia) 58m:47sec
    • Sepp Neitemeier (Quakmybush) 58m:53sec

• Day 2 Stage 1: Kraken to Asylum, Green Wombat. Distance: 111.9 miles (179 km). Winner: Zak K Speed (The Mushroom Kingship) 4h:05min:42sec.
  • TOP FIVE at conclusion of stage-
    • Zak K Speed (The Mushroom Kingship) 5h:05min:03sec
    • Ron Qwik (Okielahoma) 5h:05min:28sec
    • Ross Gulliver (Bazalonia) 5h:05min:38sec
    • Go-Gdjt (Az-Cz) 5h:05min:49sec
    • Mikel Lejarreta (Northern Caesarea) 5h:05min:52sec

• Day 3 Stage 2: Asylum to Anti de Ox, Green Wombat. Distance: 128.1 miles(205 km). Winner: Michal Canard (NMS) 4h:57min:27sec.
  • TOP FIVE at conclusion of stage-
    • Mikel Lejarreta (Northern Caesarea) 10h:03min:45sec
    • Zak K Speed (The Mushroom Kingship) 10h:03min:56sec
    • Lance Legstrong (Quakmybush) 10h:04min:18sec
    • Michal Canard (NMS) 10h:05min:11sec
    • Go-Gdjt (Az-Cz) 10h:05min:30sec

• Day 4 Stage 3: Individual Time Trial, Anti de Ox, Green Wombat. Distance: 40 miles (64 km). Winner: Vance Jumberjack (Jeruselem) 1h:15min:53sec.**TOP FIVE at conclusion of stage-
  • • Mikel Lejarreta (Northern Caesarea) 11h:20min:33sec
    • Zak K Speed (The Mushroom Kingship) 11h:20min:44sec
    • Lance Legstrong (Quakmybush) 11h:20min:50sec
    • Vance Jumberjack (Jeruselem) 11h:21min:23sec.
    • Go-Gdjt (Az-Cz) 11h:21min:29sec

• Day 5 Stage 4: Anti de Ox, Green Wombat to Freetown, Qazox. Distance: 102.6 miles (164 km). Winner: Zak K Speed (The Mushroom Kingship) 3h:27min:38sec.
  • TOP FIVE at conclusion of stage-
    • Zak K Speed (The Mushroom Kingship) 14h:48min:11sec
    • Mikel Lejarreta (Northern Caesarea) 14h:48min:24sec
    • Lance Legstrong (Quakmybush) 14h:48min:52sec
    • Greg Johansen (Qazox)14h:29m:36sec
    • Ricky Pointy Stick (Jeruselem) 14h:29m:38sec

• Day 6 Stage 5: Freetown to Graverville. Distance: 151.3 miles (242 km).Winner: Marino Induráin (Northern Caesarea) 5h:38min:14sec
  • TOP FIVE at conclusion of stage-
    • Zak K Speed (The Mushroom Kingship) 20h:24min:54sec
    • Mikel Lejarreta (Northern Caesarea) 20h:26min:25sec
    • Marino Induráin (Northern Caesarea) 20h:26min:30sec
    • Ricky Pointy Stick (Jeruselem) 20h:26m:33sec
    • Lance Legstrong (Quakmybush) 20h:27min:31sec

• Day 7: REST DAY (top five same as yesterday's)

• Day 8 Stage 6: Graverville to Joehio. Distance: 106.2 miles (170 km). Winner: Karl Gordon (Tynelia) 5:13:53 sec
  • TOP FIVE at conclusion of stage-
    • Zak K Speed(The Mushroom Kingship) 25h:41m:02sec
    • Ricky Pointy Stick (Jeruselem) +0:41 sec
    • Mikel Lejarreta (Northern Caesarea) +0:46 sec
    • Marino Induráin (Northern Caesarea) +1m:36 sec
    • Karl Gordon (Tynelia) +1m:59 sec

• Day 9 Stage 7: Joehio to New Bruxen. Distance: 75 miles (120 km). Winner: Ed-Hlry (Az-cz) 4:41:28
  • TOP FIVE at conclusion of stage-
    • Karl Gordon (Tynelia) 30h:25m:11sec
    • Ricky Pointy Stick (Jeruselem) +0:25 sec
    • John Linkin Wilkins Kollv'sbayer (Martenoplis) +0:34 sec
    • Zak K Speed (The Mushroom Kingship) +0:50 sec
    • Mikel Lejarreta (Northern Caesarea) +1m:31 sec

• Day 10 Stage 8: New Bruxen to Monteverde. Distance: 89.3 miles (142.9 km).Winner: Ed-Hlry (Az-cz) 4:33:59
  • TOP FIVE at conclusion of stage-
    • Karl Gordon (Tynelia) 34h:59m:27sec
    • John Linkin Wilkins Kollv'sbayer (Martenoplis) +0:26 sec
    • Ricky Pointy Stick (Jeruselem) +0:58 sec
    • Zak K Speed (The Mushroom Kingship) +1m:33 sec
    • Oleg Dali (The Mushroom Kingship) +2m:22 sec

• Day 11 Stage 9: Monteverde to San Guano. Distance: 100.7 miles (161.1 km). Winner:Mikel Perurena (Northern Caesarea) 3h:59m:37 sec
  • TOP FIVE at conclusion of stage-
    • Karl Gordon (Tynelia) 39h:00m:34sec
    • John Linkin Wilkins Kollv'sbayer (Martenoplis) +0:26 sec
    • Ricky Pointy Stick (Jeruselem) +1m:05 sec
    • Zak K Speed (The Mushroom Kingship) +1m:27 sec
    • Oleg Dali (The Mushroom Kingship) +1m:59 sec

• Day 12: TRAVEL DAY (from San Guano to Kibbutz)(leaders the same as previous)

• Day 13 Stage 10: Team time trial: Kibbutz to Saint Nash. Distance: 54.8 miles (87.6 km).Winner: Team Baz-Cz 1hr:30m:36 sec
  • TOP FIVE at conclusion of stage-
    • Karl Gordon (Tynelia) 40h:33m:24sec
    • Ricky Pointy Stick (Jeruselem) +0:04 sec
    • Ed-Hlry (Az-cz) +0:19 sec
    • Neil Johnson (Bazalonia) +1m:01 sec
    • John Linkin Wilkins Kollv'sbayer (Martenoplis) +1m:25 sec

• Day 14 Stage 11: Saint Nash to Saxervilla. Distance: 183 miles (292.8 km). Winner: Mikel Perurena (Northern Caesarea) 6h:20m:28 sec
  • TOP FIVE at conclusion of stage-
    • Ricky Pointy Stick (Jeruselem) 46h:54m:27sec
    • Karl Gordon (Tynelia) +0:18 sec
    • Ed-Hlry (Az-cz) +0:37 sec
    • Neil Johnson (Bazalonia) +1m:33 sec
    • John Linkin Wilkins Kollv'sbayer (Martenoplis) +1m:43 sec

• Day 15 Stage 12: Saxervilla to Rockport. Distance: 119.8 miles (191.6 km).Winner: Zak K Speed(The Mushroom Kingship) 4h:18m:59 sec
  • TOP FIVE at conclusion of stage-
    • Ricky Pointy Stick (Jeruselem) 51h:13m:48sec
    • Karl Gordon (Tynelia) +0:43 sec
    • Neil Johnson (Bazalonia) +2m:01 sec
    • Zak K Speed (The Mushroom Kingship) +2m:04 sec
    • John Linkin Wilkins Kollv'sbayer (Martenoplis) +2m:08 sec
    • Ed-Hlry (Az-cz) +2m:08 sec

• Day 16 Stage 13: Rockport to Bruxen. Distance: 90.6 miles (145 km). Winner: Mikel Lejarreta (Northern Caesarea) 3h:46m:48 sec
  • TOP FIVE at conclusion of stage-
    • Ricky Pointy Stick (Jeruselem) 55h:01m:27sec
    • Karl Gordon (Tynelia) +0:48 sec
    • Neil Johnson (Bazalonia) +1m:41 sec
    • Zak K Speed (The Mushroom Kingship) +2m:09 sec
    • John Linkin Wilkins Kollv'sbayer (Martenoplis) +2m:13 sec

• Day 17: Stage 14: Individual Time Trial: Bruxen, Qazox to Cuex City, Poolshrimpers. Distance: 80 miles (128 km). Winner: Ron Qwik (Okielahoma) 2h:21m:46 sec
  • TOP FIVE at conclusion of stage-
    • Ricky Pointy Stick (Jeruselem) 57h:24m:57sec
    • Karl Gordon (Tynelia) +1:14 sec
    • Neil Johnson (Bazalonia) +1m:43 sec
    • Zak K Speed (The Mushroom Kingship) +1m:43 sec
    • John Linkin Wilkins Kollv'sbayer (Martenoplis) +2m:46 sec

• Day 18 Stage 15: Cuex City, Pool Shrimpers to Lorax City, Qazox. Distance: 100 miles (160 km). Winner: Mikel Lejarreta (Northern Caesarea) 3h:44m:32 sec
  • TOP FIVE at conclusion of stage-
    • Ricky Pointy Stick (Jeruselem) 61h:10m:16sec
    • Karl Gordon (Tynelia) +1:14 sec
    • Neil Johnson (Bazalonia) +1m:36 sec
    • Zak K Speed (The Mushroom Kingship) +1m:43 sec
    • John Linkin Wilkins Kollv'sbayer (Martenoplis) +2m:46 sec

• Day 19: TRAVEL DAY (Lorax City to Las Vitas)(leaders same as day before)

• Day 20 Stage 16: Las Vitas to Carlovia Distance: 87.5 miles (140 km).Winner: Mikel Lejarreta (Northern Caesarea) 3h:09m:13 sec
  • TOP FIVE at conclusion of stage-
    • Ricky Pointy Stick (Jeruselem) 64h:20m:38 sec
    • Zak K Speed (The Mushroom Kingship) +1m:03 sec
    • Karl Gordon (Tynelia) +1m:40 sec
    • Neil Johnson (Bazalonia) +1m:54 sec
    • Mikel Lejarreta (Northern Caesarea) +2m:40 sec

• Day 21 Stage 17: Carlovia to Qazox City: Distance: 43.6 miles (70km).Vance Jumberjack (Jeruselem) 1h:22m:50 sec
  • TOP FIVE at conclusion of stage-
    • Ricky Pointy Stick (Jeruselem) 65h:44m:53 sec 1914 CHAMPION
    • Zak K Speed (The Mushroom Kingship) +0:43 sec
    • Karl Gordon (Tynelia) +1m:53 sec
    • Neil Johnson (Bazalonia) +1m:54 sec
    • Mikel Lejarreta (Northern Caesarea) +2m:20 sec

• Total Distance travelled: 1,696.9 miles (2715 km).
  • FINAL COMPLETE STANDINGS
    • Ricky Pointy Stick (Jeruselem) 65h:44m:53 sec 1914 TOUR CHAMPION
    • Zak K Speed (The Mushroom Kingship) +0:43 sec
    • Karl Gordon (Tynelia) +1m:53 sec
    • Neil Johnson (Bazalonia) +1m:54 sec
    • Mikel Lejarreta (Northern Caesarea) +2m:20 sec
    • Marino Induráin (Northern Caesarea) +3m:02 sec
    • John Linkin Wilkins Kollv'sbayer (Martenoplis) +3m:32 sec
    • Lance Legstrong (Quakmybush) +3m:40 sec
    • Michel Canard (NMS) +4m:59 sec
    • Grg-Lmnd (Az-cz) +5m:07 sec
    • Greg Johansen (Qazox) +5m:11 sec
    • Oleg Dali (The Mushroom Kingship) +6m:18 sec
    • Ed-Hlry (Az-cz) +6m:24 sec (Climbing Champion)
    • Dane Jones (Okielahoma) +6m:36 sec
    • Severus Johansenn (Okielahoma) +7m:03 sec
    • Padroso Fina (Jeruselem) +6m:48 sec
    • Jerry Conroy (Tynelia) +7m:45 sec
    • Alan O'Neill (Qazox) +8m:00 sec
    • Pëtr Vladimirovič Surikov (Quakmybush) +9m:22 sec
    • Go-Gdjt (Az-Cz) +9m:29 sec
    • Mikel Perurena (Northern Caesarea) +9m:34 sec
    • Ross Gulliver (Bazalonia) +9m:42 sec
    • Vance Jumberjack (Jeruselem) +10m:11 sec
    • Veronica Foster (Qazox) +10m:20 sec
    • Ron Qwik (Okielahoma) +10m:54 sec(Sprint Champion)
    • Derick Pepper (NMS) +11m:05 sec
    • John McRoy (Tynelia) +11m:38 sec
    • Mike St. Jean (NMS) +11m:41 sec
    • Kollin Mefouky (Martenopolis) +11m:46 sec
    • Sepp Neitemeier (Quakmybush) +14m:18 sec

Past Winners of the TOUR de QAZOX

1. from 1887-1913 only Qazoxian riders were allowed to compete, and women started competing in 1904.

(winners listed with total time and margin of victory)

• 1887- Kyle Cartman 66h:56m:45s +(02m:13s)
• 1888- Kyle Cartman 66h:01m:13s +(05m:17s)
• 1889- Kyle Cartman 68h:23m:39s +(08m:00s)
• 1890- Ricardo Lamanna 67h:09m:40s +(01m:59s)
• 1891- Lester Degregorio 66h:17m:36s +(05m:39s)
• 1892- Ricardo Lamanna 71h:39m:40s +(08m:11s)
• 1893- Lester Degregorio 66h:23m:39s +(08m:07s)
• 1894- Lester Degregorio 65h:58m:05s +(12m:57s)
• 1895- Sam Duprey 72h:45m:34s +(00m:48s)
• 1896- Wesley Eshelman 66h:13m:59s +(09m:11s)
• 1897- Sam Hartsock 71h:13m:03s +(08m:13s)
• 1898- Sam Hartsock 67h:00m:13s +(05m:40s)
• 1899- Sam Duprey 72h:42m:08s +(07m:07s)
• 1900- Herman Milewski 65h:57m:05s +(19m:15s) Largest victory margin
• 1901- Rick Prendergast 71h:07m:56s +(10m:16s)
• 1902- Rick Prendergast 66h:54m:38s +(09m:20s)
• 1903- Roberto Orzechowski 73h:09m:53s +(07:13s)
• 1904- Roberto Orzechowski 67h:09m:40s +(07:13s)
• 1905- Rick Prendergast 71h:27m:38s +(02:10s)
• 1906- Gordon Hruska 67h:23m:41s +(07:13s)
• 1907- Brent Cassara 71h:07m:56s +(08:01s)
• 1908- David Judah 67h:09m:40s +(02:38s)
• 1909- Maurice Rhodes 72h:27m:00s +(01:49s)
• 1910- Greg Johansen 65h:49m:19s +(04:12s)
• 1911- Greg Johansen 71h:37m:50s +(04:02s)
• 1912- Zachary Leedom 66h:59m:04s +(08:33s)
• 1913- Greg Johansen 70h:57m:11s +(03:56s)

• 1914- Ricky Pointy Stick (Jeruselem) 65h:44m:53s +(00m:43s)

Multiple-time winners

• 3- Kyle Cartman (1887-89); Lester Degregorio (1891, 93-94); Rick Prendergast (1901-02, 05); Greg Johansen (1910-11, 13)
• 2- Ricardo Lamanna (1890, 92); Sam Hartsock (1897-98); Sam Duprey (1895, 99); Roberto Orzechowski (1903-4)