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| ==[[1914 TOUR de QAZOX]]== | | ==[[1914 TOUR de QAZOX]]== |
− | *Day 1 Prologue: Lake Porter City, Qazox to Kraken, Green Wombat. Distance: 32.5 miles (52 km). '''Winner: Ron Qwik (Okielahoma) 58m:38sec'''.
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− | **TOP FIVE at conclusion of stage-
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− | ***Ron Qwik (Okielahoma) 58m:38sec
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− | ***Go-Gdjt (Az-Cz) 58m:41sec
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− | ***Vance Jumberjack (Jeruselem) 58m:42sec
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− | ***Ross Gulliver (Bazalonia) 58m:47sec
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− | ***Sepp Neitemeier (Quakmybush) 58m:53sec
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− | *Day 2 Stage 1: Kraken to Asylum, Green Wombat. Distance: 111.9 miles (179 km). '''Winner: Zak K Speed (The Mushroom Kingship) 4h:05min:42sec.'''
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− | **TOP FIVE at conclusion of stage-
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− | ***Zak K Speed (The Mushroom Kingship) 5h:05min:03sec
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− | ***Ron Qwik (Okielahoma) 5h:05min:28sec
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− | ***Ross Gulliver (Bazalonia) 5h:05min:38sec
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− | ***Go-Gdjt (Az-Cz) 5h:05min:49sec
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− | ***Mikel Lejarreta (Northern Caesarea) 5h:05min:52sec
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− | *Day 3 Stage 2: Asylum to Anti de Ox, Green Wombat. Distance: 128.1 miles(205 km). '''Winner: Michal Canard (NMS) 4h:57min:27sec.'''
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− | **TOP FIVE at conclusion of stage-
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− | ***Mikel Lejarreta (Northern Caesarea) 10h:03min:45sec
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− | ***Zak K Speed (The Mushroom Kingship) 10h:03min:56sec
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− | ***Lance Legstrong (Quakmybush) 10h:04min:18sec
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− | ***Michal Canard (NMS) 10h:05min:11sec
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− | ***Go-Gdjt (Az-Cz) 10h:05min:30sec
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− | *Day 4 Stage 3: Individual Time Trial, Anti de Ox, Green Wombat. Distance: 40 miles (64 km). '''Winner: Vance Jumberjack (Jeruselem) 1h:15min:53sec.'''
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− | **TOP FIVE at conclusion of stage-
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− | ***Mikel Lejarreta (Northern Caesarea) 11h:20min:33sec
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− | ***Zak K Speed (The Mushroom Kingship) 11h:20min:44sec
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− | ***Lance Legstrong (Quakmybush) 11h:20min:50sec
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− | ***Vance Jumberjack (Jeruselem) 11h:21min:23sec.
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− | ***Go-Gdjt (Az-Cz) 11h:21min:29sec
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− | *Day 5 Stage 4: Anti de Ox, Green Wombat to Freetown, Qazox. Distance: 102.6 miles (164 km). Winner: '''Zak K Speed (The Mushroom Kingship) 3h:27min:38sec.'''
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− | **TOP FIVE at conclusion of stage-
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− | ***Zak K Speed (The Mushroom Kingship) 14h:48min:11sec
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− | ***Mikel Lejarreta (Northern Caesarea) 14h:48min:24sec
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− | ***Lance Legstrong (Quakmybush) 14h:48min:52sec
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− | ***Greg Johansen (Qazox)14h:49m:36sec
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− | ***Ricky Pointy Stick (Jeruselem) 14h:49m:38sec
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− | *Day 6 Stage 5: Freetown to Graverville. Distance: 151.3 miles (242 km).Winner: '''Marino Induráin (Northern Caesarea) 5h:38min:14sec'''
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− | **TOP FIVE at conclusion of stage-
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− | ***Zak K Speed (The Mushroom Kingship) 20h:24min:54sec
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− | ***Mikel Lejarreta (Northern Caesarea) 20h:26min:25sec
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− | ***Marino Induráin (Northern Caesarea) 20h:26min:30sec
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− | ***Ricky Pointy Stick (Jeruselem) 20h:26m:33sec
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− | ***Lance Legstrong (Quakmybush) 20h:27min:31sec
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− | *Day 7: REST DAY (top five same as yesterday's)
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− | *Day 8 Stage 6: Graverville to Joehio. Distance: 106.2 miles (170 km). Winner: '''Karl Gordon (Tynelia) 5:13:53 sec'''
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− | **TOP FIVE at conclusion of stage-
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− | ***Zak K Speed(The Mushroom Kingship) 25h:41m:02sec
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− | ***Ricky Pointy Stick (Jeruselem) +0:41 sec
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− | ***Mikel Lejarreta (Northern Caesarea) +0:46 sec
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− | ***Marino Induráin (Northern Caesarea) +1m:36 sec
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− | ***Karl Gordon (Tynelia) +1m:59 sec
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− | *Day 9 Stage 7: Joehio to New Bruxen. Distance: 75 miles (120 km). Winner: '''Ed-Hlry (Az-cz) 4:41:28'''
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− | **TOP FIVE at conclusion of stage-
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− | ***Karl Gordon (Tynelia) 30h:25m:11sec
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− | ***Ricky Pointy Stick (Jeruselem) +0:25 sec
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− | ***John Linkin Wilkins Kollv'sbayer (Martenoplis) +0:34 sec
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− | ***Zak K Speed (The Mushroom Kingship) +0:50 sec
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− | ***Mikel Lejarreta (Northern Caesarea) +1m:31 sec
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− | *Day 10 Stage 8: New Bruxen to Monteverde. Distance: 89.3 miles (142.9 km).'''Winner: Ed-Hlry (Az-cz) 4:33:59'''
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− | **TOP FIVE at conclusion of stage-
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− | ***Karl Gordon (Tynelia) 34h:59m:27sec
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− | ***John Linkin Wilkins Kollv'sbayer (Martenoplis) +0:26 sec
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− | ***Ricky Pointy Stick (Jeruselem) +0:58 sec
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− | ***Zak K Speed (The Mushroom Kingship) +1m:33 sec
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− | ***Oleg Dali (The Mushroom Kingship) +2m:22 sec
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− | *Day 11 Stage 9: Monteverde to San Guano. Distance: 100.7 miles (161.1 km). '''Winner:Mikel Perurena (Northern Caesarea) 3h:59m:37 sec'''
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− | **TOP FIVE at conclusion of stage-
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− | ***Karl Gordon (Tynelia) 39h:00m:34sec
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− | ***John Linkin Wilkins Kollv'sbayer (Martenoplis) +0:26 sec
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− | ***Ricky Pointy Stick (Jeruselem) +1m:05 sec
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− | ***Zak K Speed (The Mushroom Kingship) +1m:27 sec
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− | ***Oleg Dali (The Mushroom Kingship) +1m:59 sec
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− | *Day 12: TRAVEL DAY (from San Guano to Kibbutz)(leaders the same as previous)
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− | *Day 13 Stage 10: Team time trial: Kibbutz to Saint Nash. Distance: 54.8 miles (87.6 km).'''Winner: Team Baz-Cz 1hr:30m:36 sec'''
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− | **TOP FIVE at conclusion of stage-
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− | ***Karl Gordon (Tynelia) 40h:33m:24sec
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− | ***Ricky Pointy Stick (Jeruselem) +0:04 sec
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− | ***Ed-Hlry (Az-cz) +0:19 sec
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− | ***Neil Johnson (Bazalonia) +1m:01 sec
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− | ***John Linkin Wilkins Kollv'sbayer (Martenoplis) +1m:25 sec
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− | *Day 14 Stage 11: Saint Nash to Saxervilla. Distance: 183 miles (292.8 km). '''Winner: Mikel Perurena (Northern Caesarea) 6h:20m:28 sec'''
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− | **TOP FIVE at conclusion of stage-
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− | ***Ricky Pointy Stick (Jeruselem) 46h:54m:27sec
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− | ***Karl Gordon (Tynelia) +0:18 sec
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− | ***Ed-Hlry (Az-cz) +0:37 sec
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− | ***Neil Johnson (Bazalonia) +1m:33 sec
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− | ***John Linkin Wilkins Kollv'sbayer (Martenoplis) +1m:43 sec
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− | *Day 15 Stage 12: Saxervilla to Rockport. Distance: 119.8 miles (191.6 km).'''Winner: Zak K Speed(The Mushroom Kingship) 4h:18m:59 sec '''
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− | **TOP FIVE at conclusion of stage-
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− | ***Ricky Pointy Stick (Jeruselem) 51h:13m:48sec
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− | ***Karl Gordon (Tynelia) +0:43 sec
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− | ***Neil Johnson (Bazalonia) +2m:01 sec
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− | ***Zak K Speed (The Mushroom Kingship) +2m:04 sec
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− | ***John Linkin Wilkins Kollv'sbayer (Martenoplis) +2m:08 sec
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− | ***Ed-Hlry (Az-cz) +2m:08 sec
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− | *Day 16 Stage 13: Rockport to Bruxen. Distance: 90.6 miles (145 km). '''Winner: Mikel Lejarreta (Northern Caesarea) 3h:46m:48 sec'''
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− | **TOP FIVE at conclusion of stage-
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− | ***Ricky Pointy Stick (Jeruselem) 55h:01m:27sec
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− | ***Karl Gordon (Tynelia) +0:48 sec
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− | ***Neil Johnson (Bazalonia) +1m:41 sec
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− | ***Zak K Speed (The Mushroom Kingship) +2m:09 sec
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− | ***John Linkin Wilkins Kollv'sbayer (Martenoplis) +2m:13 sec
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− | *Day 17: Stage 14: Individual Time Trial: Bruxen, Qazox to Cuex City, Poolshrimpers. Distance: 80 miles (128 km). Winner: '''Ron Qwik (Okielahoma) 2h:21m:46 sec'''
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− | **TOP FIVE at conclusion of stage-
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− | ***Ricky Pointy Stick (Jeruselem) 57h:24m:57sec
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− | ***Karl Gordon (Tynelia) +1:14 sec
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− | ***Neil Johnson (Bazalonia) +1m:43 sec
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− | ***Zak K Speed (The Mushroom Kingship) +1m:43 sec
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− | ***John Linkin Wilkins Kollv'sbayer (Martenoplis) +2m:46 sec
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− | *Day 18 Stage 15: Cuex City, Pool Shrimpers to Lorax City, Qazox. Distance: 100 miles (160 km). Winner: '''Mikel Lejarreta (Northern Caesarea) 3h:44m:32 sec'''
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− | ***Ricky Pointy Stick (Jeruselem) 61h:10m:16sec
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− | ***Karl Gordon (Tynelia) +1:14 sec
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− | ***Neil Johnson (Bazalonia) +1m:36 sec
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− | ***Zak K Speed (The Mushroom Kingship) +1m:43 sec
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− | ***John Linkin Wilkins Kollv'sbayer (Martenoplis) +2m:46 sec
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− | *Day 19: TRAVEL DAY (Lorax City to Las Vitas)(leaders same as day before)
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− | *Day 20 Stage 16: Las Vitas to Carlovia Distance: 87.5 miles (140 km).Winner: '''Mikel Lejarreta (Northern Caesarea) 3h:09m:13 sec'''
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− | **TOP FIVE at conclusion of stage-
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− | ***Ricky Pointy Stick (Jeruselem) 64h:20m:38 sec
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− | ***Zak K Speed (The Mushroom Kingship) +1m:03 sec
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− | ***Karl Gordon (Tynelia) +1m:40 sec
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− | ***Neil Johnson (Bazalonia) +1m:54 sec
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− | ***Mikel Lejarreta (Northern Caesarea) +2m:40 sec
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− | *Day 21 Stage 17: Carlovia to Qazox City: Distance: 43.6 miles (70km).'''Vance Jumberjack (Jeruselem) 1h:22m:50 sec'''
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− | ***'''Ricky Pointy Stick (Jeruselem) 65h:44m:53 sec''' 1914 CHAMPION
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− | ***Zak K Speed (The Mushroom Kingship) +0:43 sec
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− | ***Karl Gordon (Tynelia) +1m:53 sec
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− | ***Neil Johnson (Bazalonia) +1m:54 sec
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− | ***Mikel Lejarreta (Northern Caesarea) +2m:20 sec
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− | *Total Distance travelled: 1,696.9 miles (2715 km).
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− | **FINAL COMPLETE STANDINGS (Qazoxian riders in Italics)
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− | *** '''Ricky Pointy Stick (Jeruselem) 65h:44m:53 sec'''
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− | *** Zak K Speed (The Mushroom Kingship) +0:43 sec
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− | *** Karl Gordon (Tynelia) +1m:53 sec
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− | *** Neil Johnson (Bazalonia) +1m:54 sec
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− | *** Mikel Lejarreta (Northern Caesarea) +2m:20 sec
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− | *** Marino Induráin (Northern Caesarea) +3m:02 sec
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− | *** John Linkin Wilkins Kollv'sbayer (Martenoplis) +3m:32 sec
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− | *** Lance Legstrong (Quakmybush) +3m:40 sec
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− | *** Michel Canard (NMS) +4m:59 sec
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− | *** Grg-Lmnd (Az-cz) +5m:07 sec
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− | *** ''Greg Johansen (Qazox) +5m:11 sec''
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− | *** Oleg Dali (The Mushroom Kingship) +6m:18 sec
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− | *** Ed-Hlry (Az-cz) +6m:24 sec (Climbing Champion)
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− | *** Dane Jones (Okielahoma) +6m:36 sec
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− | *** Severus Johansenn (Okielahoma) +7m:03 sec
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− | *** Padroso Fina (Jeruselem) +6m:48 sec
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− | *** Jerry Conroy (Tynelia) +7m:45 sec
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− | *** ''Alan O'Neill (Qazox) +8m:00 sec''
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− | *** Pëtr Vladimirovič Surikov (Quakmybush) +9m:22 sec
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− | *** Go-Gdjt (Az-Cz) +9m:29 sec
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− | *** Mikel Perurena (Northern Caesarea) +9m:34 sec
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− | *** Ross Gulliver (Bazalonia) +9m:42 sec
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− | *** Vance Jumberjack (Jeruselem) +10m:11 sec
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− | *** ''Veronica Foster (Qazox) +10m:20 sec''
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− | *** Ron Qwik (Okielahoma) +10m:54 sec(Sprint Champion)
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− | *** Derick Pepper (NMS) +11m:05 sec
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− | *** John McRoy (Tynelia) +11m:38 sec
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− | *** Mike St. Jean (NMS) +11m:41 sec
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− | *** Kollin Mefouky (Martenopolis) +11m:46 sec
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− | *** Sepp Neitemeier (Quakmybush) +14m:18 sec
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| ==1914 Superlatives== | | ==1914 Superlatives== |
| *Most days wearing Blue Jersey- (8) Ricky Pointy Stick | | *Most days wearing Blue Jersey- (8) Ricky Pointy Stick |
This year's course is listed below, and will travel clockwise, as is the custom in even numbered years, around Qazox. In odd-numbered years the course runs counter-clockwise around the country and is longer. The longer course (CCW) started in 1895.