Tarine d'Aquitaine

Mistress of Blades Painting by Isabelle Váradine

You know what really sucks?

When you've written PAGES worth of information on a topic.

Early Years

And the stinking site goes down for maintenance.

Conventus Empirae

And, because you've been trying to avoid saving every sentence or three to save bandwidth, you lose EVERYTHING when you finally hit "Save page".

Aetas Empirae

Of course, you can't go BACK, and copy what you wrote for later, because now the STINKING form is telling you the page expired.

Death

So yeah, I'll rewrite this stuff eventually, but for now? It's ALL placeholder. I'm too annoyed to rewrite it ALL tonight...