The Chitze Revolution

The Chitze Revolution is an ongoing conflict in the former nation of Chitzeland.

Background

The Liberty Pamphlet

Chitzeland released a so called "Liberty Pamphlet" which described Muslims as terrorists and told people how to spot one.

Below is an important excerpt from the pamphlet:

Terrorists can often be difficult to distinguish from normal people. Fortunately, there are some telltale signs of a terrorist that are easily noticeable to those who know to look for them:

Terrorists try to make themselves look more human and spiritual by following a constructed faith called Islam. Islam is made of bits of stolen Christianity that have been perverted to suit the terrorists’ evil agendas. Followers of Islam, who call themselves Muslims, are terrorists.

Terrorists often speak Arabic, which was formed originally as a secret code language for their operations. It is made to look like gibberish chickenscratch when written, so most people would think nothing of it. Someone who possesses knowledge of Arabic is almost always a terrorist.

Terrorists often wear towels (or similar items) on their heads. Why they do this is unknown, but then again, the mind of a terrorist is too evil to understand. Anyone wearing something such as a towel on their head without a practical reason for it should be turned in to authorities.

Terrorists often hide out in lairs called mosques. Mosques are easily identifiable by their oddly phallic shaped towers and domes. These buildings should be destroyed and their residents apprehended.

Terrorist leaders are easily identifiable because most have the title “Muhammad” somewhere in their name. Another indicator in the name of a terrorist is having the prefix “al-” in front of part of their name.''

International Response

The response from the International Community, with a few exceptions, were almost overwhelmingly negative. Many countries and even some selected Terrorist groups condemned the Pamphlets as nothing more than anti-Muslim Propaganda. (To be continued)

Start of the war

With the death of Pope Rolland, the populace rioted and stormed the Mansion of President Copeland, searching the building for the leader, planning his execution. However Copeland was no where to be found in the Mansion, instead he had fled to a fortress above the city. ==