The Kazoo Peoples

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The Kazoo Peoples
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Flag of The Kazoo Peoples
Motto: "Kazoo unto others as others would kazoo unto you."
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Region Zombie Nation Coagulation
Capital Kazoo City
Official Language(s) English
Leader Nai Makan
Population 726,000,000
Currency Kazoo (KZD, K$) 
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The Incorporated States of the Kazoo Peoples is a relatively new nation sporting excellent soccer (football) teams, fine gambling resorts, a rich supply of uranium, and a fine woodchip export industry. In all world football play (including friendlies), the Kazoos are 22-10-20 (a .519 winning percentage).

They are the runners-up for the Baptism of Fire (WC26), after losing to The Islands of Qutar 3-2.

World Cup 26 (8-8-7)*

*Record does not include friendly loss.

Baptism of Fire (5-1-2)

Group Stage (2-1-1)

MD1: Dehny             1:1 The Kazoo Peoples
MD2: The Kazoo Peoples 2:1 Keyshona
MD3: Southern Universe 1:0 The Kazoo Peoples
MD4: OFF DAY
MD5: Dagabom           0:4 The Kazoo Peoples
Group 2                   Pts  W   D   L  GF:GA   GD
1.  Southern Universe      10   3   1   0   6:1     5
2.  The Kazoo Peoples       7   2   1   1   7:3     4
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3.  Dagabom                 6   2   0   2   4:7    -3
4.  Dehny                   4   1   1   2   3:5    -2
5.  Keyshona                1   0   1   3   4:8    -4

Knockout Stage (3-0-1)

Round of 16
MD6: Majeristan        1:4 The Kazoo Peoples    at Rejistania
Quarterfinals
MD7: The Kazoo Peoples 1:0 Amorah               at Rejistania 
Semifinals
MD8: The Kazoo Peoples 2:0 Apologetic Kittens   at Rejistania

Finals

MD9: The Kazoo Peoples 2:3 The Islands of Qutar at Rejistania

Qualification, Group 6 (3-7-2*)

MD01: Casari            1:0 The Kazoo Peoples 
MD02: The Kazoo Peoples 1:1 Turori
MD03: The Kazoo Peoples 3:1 Hiiraan
MD04: OFF DAY
MD05: The Kazoo Peoples 1:1 Yafor 2
MD06: The Kazoo Peoples 2:2 Rolatia
MD07: Swilatia          0:3 The Kazoo Peoples
MD08: The Kazoo Peoples 0:0 Casari
MD09: Turori            2:2 The Kazoo Peoples
MD10: Hiiraan           1:1 The Kazoo Peoples
MD11: The Kazoo Peoples 0:2 Schiavonia        (friendly)
MD12: Yafor 2           1:1 The Kazoo Peoples
MD13: Rolatia           2:1 The Kazoo Peoples
MD14: The Kazoo Peoples 3:1 Swilatia
Group 6                     Pts  W   D   L  GF:GA   GD
1.  Casari                  20   5   5   2  18:12    6
2.  The Kazoo Peoples       16   3   7   2  18:13    5
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3.  Yafor 2                 16   3   7   2  14:12    2
4.  Swilatia                15   3   6   3  17:18   -1
5.  Rolatia                 15   3   6   3  13:17   -4
6.  Hiiraan                 14   4   2   6  21:26   -5
7.  Turori                  10   1   7   4  18:21   -3
*Record does not include friendly loss.

Finals, Group H (0-0-3)

MD1: Oliverry          1:0 The Kazoo Peoples at Oliverry
MD2: Sarzonia          2:0 The Kazoo Peoples at Oliverry 
MD3: Lovisa            4:1 The Kazoo Peoples at Oliverry
Group H                     Pts  W   D   L  GF:GA   GD
1.  Lovisa                   6   2   0   1  10:4     6
2.  Sarzonia                 6   2   0   1   5:3     2
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3.  Oliverry                 6   2   0   1   2:4    -2
4.  The Kazoo Peoples        0   0   0   3   1:7    -6

World Cup 27 (13-2-11)*

Draggonni Inviyatii Showcase (2-0-4)

Group Stage (2-0-1)

MD1: Tadjikistan       0:1 The Kazoo Peoples at Andossa Se Mitrin Vega 
MD2: The Kazoo Peoples 2:1 The Archregimancy at Andossa Se Mitrin Vega
MD3: Hypocria          3:2 The Kazoo Peoples at Andossa Se Mitrin Vega

Championship Bracket (0-0-1)

MD4: The Kazoo Peoples 0:4 Sarzonia          at Andossa Se Mitrin Vega

Championship Ranking Bracket (0-0-2)

MD5: The Kazoo Peoples 3:3 Schiavonia  AET   at Andossa Se Mitrin Vega
                       2:3 on penalty
MD6: Milchama          2:2 The Kazoo Peoples at Andossa Se Mitrin Vega
                       3:2 on penalty

Qualification, Group 2 (10-2-5)*

MD01: The Kazoo Peoples       1:3 Algal states
MD02: The Kazoo Peoples       0:2 Total n Utter Insanity
MD03: The Kazoo Peoples       2:4 Milchama               (friendly)
MD04: The Weegies             1:2 The Kazoo Peoples
MD05: The Kazoo Peoples       2:0 Risa-Aramour
MD06: The New Chakovnia       0:2 The Kazoo Peoples
MD07: Bettia                  4:3 The Kazoo Peoples
MD08: Nanakaland              3:2 The Kazoo Peoples
MD09: The Kazoo Peoples       1:1 Tynelia
MD10: Algal states            0:5 The Kazoo Peoples
MD11: Total n Utter Insanity  5:1 The Kazoo Peoples
MD12: The Kazoo Peoples       3:0 The Lowland Clans      (friendly)
MD13: The Kazoo Peoples       3:2 The Weegies
MD14: Risa-Aramour            2:2 The Kazoo Peoples
MD15: The Kazoo Peoples       4:1 The New Chakovnia
MD16: The Kazoo Peoples       5:3 Bettia
MD17: The Kazoo Peoples       2:0 Nanakaland
MD18: Tynelia                 1:2 The Kazoo Peoples
Pos  Team                       P   W   D   L   GF   GA   GD  Pts
  1  Total n Utter Insanity    16  13   1   2   50   16   34   40
  2  Bettia                    16  11   2   3   48   23   25   35
  3  The Kazoo Peoples         16   9   2   5   37   29    8   29
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  4  Nanakaland                16   9   1   6   24   26   -2   28
  5  The Weegies               16   7   3   6   28   24    4   24
  6  Tynelia                   16   5   5   6   16   18   -2   20
  7  Risa-Aramour              16   4   4   8   16   34  -18   16
  8  Algal states              16   4   1  11   20   41  -21   13
  9  The New Chakovnia         16   0   1  15   16   44  -28    1
MD19: Cuation                 1:3 The Kazoo Peoples      (playoff, at Fmjphoenix)

*Does not include friendlies

Finals, Group F (1-0-2)

MD1: Sarzonia                 1:2 The Kazoo Peoples
MD2: The Kazoo Peoples        1:2 Rejistania
MD3: Casari                   2:1 The Kazoo Peoples
Pos  Team                       P   W   D   L   GF   GA   GD  Pts
  1  Casari                     3   2   1   0    4    2    2    7
  2  Rejistania                 3   1   1   1    3    4   -1    4
  3  Sarzonia                   3   1   0   2    3    3    0    3
  4  The Kazoo Peoples          3   1   0   2    4    5   -1    3

Records Against Other Teams

Opponent GP W D L GF GA GD Pct.
Sarzonia 2 0 0 2 0 6 -6 .000
Schiavonia 2 0 0 0 5 8 -3 .000
Dehny 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 .500
Keyshona 1 1 0 0 2 1 +1 1.000
Southern Universe 1 0 0 1 0 1 -1 .000
Dagabom 1 1 0 0 4 0 +4 1.000
Majeristan 1 1 0 0 4 1 +3 1.000
Amorah 1 1 0 0 1 0 +1 1.000
Apologetic Kittens 1 1 0 0 2 0 +2 1.000
The Islands of Qutar 1 0 0 1 2 3 -1 .000
Casari 2 1 1 0 0 1 -1 .750
Turori 2 0 2 0 3 3 0 .500
Hiiraan 2 1 1 0 4 2 +2 .750
Yafor 2 2 0 2 0 2 2 0 .500
Rolatia 2 0 1 1 3 4 -1 .250
Swilatia 2 2 0 0 5 3 +2 1.000
Oliverry 1 0 0 1 0 1 -1 .000
Lovisa 1 0 0 1 1 4 -3 .000
Tadjikistan 1 1 0 0 1 0 +1 1.000
The Archregimancy 1 1 0 0 2 1 +1 1.000
Hypocria 1 0 0 1 2 3 -1 .000
Milchama 2 0 0 2 6 9 -3 .000
Algal states 1 0 0 1 1 3 -1 .000
Total n Utter Insanity 1 0 0 1 0 2 -2 .000
The Weegies 1 1 0 0 2 1 +1 1.000
Risa-Aramour 1 1 0 0 2 0 +2 1.000
The New Chakovnia 1 1 0 0 2 0 +2 1.000
Bettia 1 0 0 1 3 4 -1 .000
Nanakaland 1 0 0 1 2 3 -1 .000
Tynelia 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 .500


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