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− | The Kingdom of Neekchi is a | + | The Kingdom of Neekchi is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 105 million are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed. |
− | The | + | The medium-sized, pro-business government concentrates mainly on Law & Order, although Religion & Spirituality and the Environment are secondary priorities. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11%. A robust private sector is led by the Furniture Restoration, Retail, and Uranium Mining industries. |
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+ | Nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths, elections are outlawed and a hairstylist has recently received a government appointment, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children, and the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place. Crime is moderate. Neekchi's national animal is the Forknuk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Gold Piece. |
Revision as of 14:31, 10 May 2007
The Kingdom of Neekchi is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 105 million are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed. The medium-sized, pro-business government concentrates mainly on Law & Order, although Religion & Spirituality and the Environment are secondary priorities. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11%. A robust private sector is led by the Furniture Restoration, Retail, and Uranium Mining industries. Nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths, elections are outlawed and a hairstylist has recently received a government appointment, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children, and the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place. Crime is moderate. Neekchi's national animal is the Forknuk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Gold Piece. |