The Newspaper

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The cover of the issue for the week of 29 May 2006

The Newspaper is a weekly magazine in Swilatia that reports false news, and for this many Swilatians wonder why it is legal, and some even go as far as attempting to convince the government to ban it. Though the main article in each issue is based on a real event, it is always twisted up so much that it could be considered to be false news. For example on the 29th of May 2006, The Newspaper said that the Cute Bunny Burger Corporation's hamburgers were not very popular in Swilatia, when in fact they were very popular. However there are many ways to tell from that article, as it used real statistics, even though they tried to make it seem as if they were small numbers by using the words mere, small, and meaningless, and also statistics from Henriksa and McRonald's, which are the two largest Fast Food chains in Swilatia.