The Record of King Anaesthesius

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This enigmatic Sisorenan account seems to describe a horde of early Ubu people migrating through the area.


"...Every day there have been little packs of square-headed Southern men riding through our territory, speaking a guttural tongue that grates heavily on my ears. When they stop to make encampments outside our walls they are seen eating horse cheese and a very coarse bread. When our countrymen pass by they are verbally harassed, though obviously I cannot understand what the brutes say. Our soldiers asked them to move but they only made bizarre faces and vomited at will on the soldiers' feet."