Thorin/Expired Nations

The following are the former Wiki profiles of nations of Thorin that no longer exist. These are not the only former countries, just the ones that have had profiles during their lifetimes.

Air-Strip 1

The Commonwealth of Air-Strip 1 is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its compassionate, cynical population of 410 million are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources." Air-Strip 1's national animal is the Proletariat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Pound.

Algolian

The Most Serene Republic of Algolian is an enviromentally stunning nation with pragmatic, yet optimistic citizens. The government hovers around between types of Left-Wing governments and "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy", in part because of the over reactive population, and part because the people choose stupid issues to bring up to the government, and in part because of luck. Its current population is 602 million. Algolian's national animal is the Shiigen and its currency is the Wukong.

Another Hyrule

The Kingdom of Another Hyrule is a heroic nation, though oddly enough, gambling is the main idustry in Another Hyrule. Right now the government's main priority is religion and spirituality. Compared to the other nations in Thorin, Another Hyrule would be considered average. The ruler of Another Hyrule is That Other Link. The national animal is the cucco and the currency is the Rupee.

Buzzsaw Park

The Free Country of Buzzsaw Park is ruled by Buzzsaw, is a small island nation off the coast of Thorin, but is still part of the Thorin region. Consisting of buildings and one large building, Buzzsaw Park has a strong army. The large building is home to the ruler, and the top ranked military officials meet there. Buzzsaw Park is no match for large nations in war. It's national animal is the Sea Cow and the currency is the Beri.

Chaindrive

The Holy Empire of Chaindrive is a capitalist's paradise. The economy in Chaindrive is strong, the civil rights are excellent, but political freedoms are low. The tax rate in Chaindrive is at 6%, the lowest in Thorin. Strong bonds have been formed between Chaindrive and The Democratic Republic of TJW. The egotistic ruler of Chaindrive is Chaindrive. The national animal is the maggot and the currency is the dollar.

Daiverter

The People's Republic of Daiverter is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 568 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up. It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Defence and Education are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 71%, and even higher for the wealthy. A healthy private sector is led by the Gambling industry, followed by Beef-Based Agriculture and Arms Manufacturing.Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Daiverter's national animal is the Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Daichen.

Dark Aether II

The Rogue Nation of Dark Aether II is a Metroid obsessed nation with a strong sense of democracy. There is a very strong metroid theme here. According to the ruler of Dark Aether II, Phazon Child, Dark Samus makes her living here. Dark Ather II is economically average nation in Thorin. The national animal here is the Shegoth and the currency is the red dollar.

Ennoe

Someone, the ruler of Neonne, is strongly related to a psychotic dictatorship, known as The Oppressed Peoples of Ennoe. Ennoe is the exact opposite of Neonne. The people here are considered "play things". Ennoe is considered noteworthy to Someone because the leader of Ennoe is strongly related to him. You could even say they were clones in a way. Ennoe and Neonne are considered sister nations, in a way. The national animal of Ennoe is the Satan and the currency is the Shell.

Gis Mone

The Protectorate of Gis Mone is a former region of Thingamajiggers, classified by the UN as a "Left-Wing Utopia". Known as "The Great Thingamajiggeri Socialist Experiment", the nation was created by Karnbeln Arias Nejika after witnessing the fact that the current socialist countries in Thorin actually weren't collapsing. Intrigued, Nejika turned his ear toward the quickly growing Communist party of Thingamajiggers. He decided to transform one of the provinces of Thingamajiggers into its own country, which would remain a protectorate of Thingamajiggers. The purpose of the protectorate would be to test the socialist system in Thingamajiggers, seeing if the people of the region were actually ready for the Revolution. Gis Mone's civil rights are a world benchmark, as are its political freedoms. Its economy is reasonable. Gis Mone's national animal is the yellow cardinal and its currency is the modarch.

Heavysuit

The Holy Empire of Heavysuit is a very large, devout nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, cynical population have no civil rights or political freedoms, although the economy is a powerhouse. Its current population is 758 million. Heavysuit's national animal is the thrull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the zenny.

Helical Anatomy

The Republic of Helical Anatomy is a small, pleasant nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws with a hard-nosed, cynical population of 10 million. It's a corrupt dictatorship with good civil rights, a reasonable economy, and outlawed political freedoms. Helical Anatomy's national animal is the sloth and its currency is the helic.

Hillebard

The Constitutional Monarchy of Hillebard is a small, socially progressive nation, renowned for its burgeoning bubo bubo population. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 339 million are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Hillebard's national animal is the bubo bubo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the kronor.

Hinotashi

The Free Land of Hinotashi is a tiny, economically powerful nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The population is 6 million. Hinotashi's national animal is the mountain dew and its currency is the sektu. There are some civil rights and excellent political freedoms. Their animal was named the Mountain Dew because the scientists discovered a new animal but the guy who makes up the names was on vacation, so they named it after the ruler's favorite drink and the name stuck. The economy is a powerhouse. It's a corporate bordello. The nation hosts many sports stadiums, allowing teams from different countries play. They are Hinotashi Bowl (Football), Pepsi Park (Baseball), Lexidome (Soccer), Mountain Dew Forum (Basketball), and the Sapphire Center (Hockey). Its ruler is Ka-Ris.

Kallak

The Kingdom of Kallak is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its punitive income tax rates. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 472 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often. Kallak's national animal is the Black Labrador, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the gold piece.

Kilo Echo

The Armed Republic of Kilo Echo is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its burgeoning koopa population. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 942 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often. Kilo Echo's national animal is the koopa, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the coin.

Kruschuchk

The People's Republic of Kruschuchk is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. It is currently ranked by the UN as a Democratic Socialist nation, but it is devoted to communism. Its national animal is the chthonian, its currency is the yuabl, it has some civil rights, the economy is currently fragile, and political freedoms are good. Ruled by Crezth C. Hand, founder of the Krusoc (Kruschuchkikan Socialist Party), it is highly socially-minded and very anti-capitalist. Once part of Xerconia, Kruschuchk was literally built out of the ashes of a hyper-superpower, which rivaled even Thingamajiggers. However, Crezth and the Krusoc Party rebelled against the extremist government, and a powerful revolution was underway - one which had gained so much momentum that not even Xerconia's Black Army could stop it. After a mass genocide of over 600 million people, the Krusoc Party took control and established the modern People's Republic of Kruschuchk. Now, Kruschuchk's political influence threatens much of the capitalist states of Thorin, and Kruschuchk is fast developing a Red Army through the power of their industry.

Makh Allet

The Kingdom of Makh Allet is a tiny, devout nation, renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. It is a total dictatorship, ruled without mercy by the First Jingh, Azkabar Kanath. There are some civil rights (a complete accident on behalf of the Jingh), the economy is good (although the Jingh warns the people that they may be reminded just how fragile the human body is if that soon doesn't become "excellent"), and political freedoms are unheard of (the person only exists to serve the government). After Thingamabobber's totalitarian government collapsed, it was reabsorbed into Thingamajiggers. However, the land stayed turbulent, and the citizens rejected the Karnbeln's rule. Kanath managed to organize the many factions and establish himself as the leader of the region. To avoid potential nuclear war, the Karnbeln allowed the region to secede once more (the people did not wish to live with "the traitors of Bobbers" anyway), although Kanath decreed that it would go down in Alletian history books as a deadly battle, which ended with Kanath slaying the current Karnbeln. The current population of the country is 7 million. Its national animal is the aquatic leopard and its currency is the vuttsit.

Massford

The United States of Massford is a New York Times democracy. It contains a population of 743 million. Massford's national animal is the Hylian, (which was much to the chagrin of the former nation of Another Hyrule) and it's currency is the Pound. In the past it did not take place in Thorin, but in the ruler's (Travis Batos) computer room.

Neonne

The Republic of Neonne is a peaceful nation that dislikes war. Neonne has a good economy, very good civil rights, and suberb political freedoms. Neonne has no enemies in Thorin, all the nations are considered friends to Neonne. Compared to the other nations in Thorin, Neonne would be considered an average nation. The national animal of Neonne is the Yeti and the currency is the gold piece.

New Romborg

The Constitutional Monarchy of New Romborg is a large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service. It is the re-incarnation of an earlier Thorin superpower, Romborg. Civil rights are average, the economy is very strong, and political freedoms are outlawed. It boasts 36 million people. Its national currency is the rom and its animal is the emu.

Prodan

The Free Land of Prodan is a democratic, left-wing nation that has very good civil rights and excellent political freedoms. Its economy is struggling, but it hopes to recover and is showing signs of improvement. One sign of the nation's love of freedom is its flag. It has the word "Freiheit", which means "Freedom" in German written across it. It is headed by President MAX Allen, former leader of Dig-Dug. Its national animal is the Canaan and its currency is the Ur.

Reconstructive Surgery

The Kingdom of Reconstructive Surgery is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws, with a population of 6 million. In this authoritarian democracy, civil rights are rare, the economy is reasonable, and political freedoms are average. Reconstructive Surgery's national animal is the duck-billed platypus and its currency is the Canadian Dollar.

Romborg

The Constitutional Monarchy of Romborg is the former UN delegate of Thorin. Romborg is considered to be an evil nation, but seems to be doing good economically. In fact, Romborg has the highest GDP per captia in Thorin, much to the dismay of Xerconia. Romborg also has the highest tax rate of Thorin. The ruler of Romborg, Dr.Stefan Von Emulator, has an extreme obsession with premier cola and ROMs. He wears a metal armor all the time and rarely takes it off. The capital city of Romborg is Romberg, where famous buildings like Castle Ever, Emulation Tower and Romoseum are in.

Shadow Genesis

Ruled by Red Link, the Armed Republic of Shadow Genesis is a democratic socialist country. Its national animal is the koopa and its currency the coin.

Soviet Beatalia

The United Socialist States of Soviet Beatalia is a tiny, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its strong anti-business politics. It has a population of 6 million. Soviet Beatalia's national animal is the grue and its currency is the rickenbacker. Civil rights are excellent, the economy is struggling, freedoms are superb, and the government is ranked as "Liberal Democratic Socialist". Soviet Beatalia is known for its support for the country's youth, and shows this by having donated money to many teenaged rock and roll groups. Quote a government official: "Where would the creativity and frivility of youth be without at least a little rebelliousness? Rock and roll allows them a window to creativity and allows them to open their minds. Remember, these people will be ruling us one day." It is ruled by Caesar MAX Allen.

Suit-Wielders

The Nomadic Peoples of Suit-Weilders is a small, devout nation, remarkable for its strong anti-business politics, with a cynical population of 8 million. It is an innoffensive centrist democracy with average civil rights, a reasonable economy, and some political freedoms. Suit-Weilders's national animal is the platypus and its currency is the shingle.

Thingamabobbers

The Empire of Thingamabobbers, which is a corrupt dictatorship with no political freedoms, is a sister nation to Thingamajiggers. When the original Thingamajigs government became corrupt and the people revolted, the old government managed to occupy a small area of the country. It established it as its own nation, much like the nationalist government of China fled to Taiwan during the communist take over of China. The national animal of Thingamabobbers is the vulture and it's currency is the vutsit.

TJW

The Democratic Republic of TJW is a capitalist's paradise, just like the nation of Chaindrive. The Economy here is very strong, and with a high GDP of about 16,000 this nation really is a capitalist's paradise. Currecntly the government's top priority is social welfare. The nation is ruled by Kiteharker. The national animal is the wolf and the currency is the Dollar.

Tortaras

Not much is known about this nation because it was abandoned near the beginning of it's existance. No information was in the wiki until now, after it ceasing to exist.

Touria

The Federation of Touria is a large country that was elected as the Region's United Nations delegate in the past. It has OK civil rights, and a strong economy. It is a strange place, and the citizens are usually considered "The OddBalls of Thorin". Many Tourians take slight offense at this nick-name, but they tend to get along with the rest of the place. Prime Minister MAX Allen is always trying to keep the country straight. Unfortunately, the Federation of Touria has ceased to exist, so no additional information can be added. (this information is kept for nostalgic purposes)

Wylest

The Incorporated States of Wylest is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its burgeoning buck population. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 918 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often. Wylest's national animal is the buck, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the buck.

Xerkunia

The Dictatorship of Xerkunia is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its strong anti-business politics. This iron fist consumerist has a population of 6 million. Its civil rights are outlawed, its political freedoms are outlawed, and its economy is good. Xerkunia's national animal is the shoggoth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the xerkel.