Treaty of Zaalohoro

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In a basic summary, this treaty bestowed the right of the Dr. Zaalarians to use three Industrus factories.

That simple explanation however does not convey the sacrifices that had to be made on the part of the Dr. Zaalarians. A partially intact copy was found in the ruins of one of the factories, which shall be displayed here.


I, Dr. Zaalarian, recognize that in so being given the use of Facilities Himmoro, Yojiro, and Pink Fluffy Bunny, owe certain concessions to Supreme Ruler Aitzginorne XXXII;

1. I shall not withold information on what is being constructed and will allow regular inspection of the facilities.

2. Should I produce any material of military nature, one-third of that may be called at any time to aid Industrus in conflict.

3. Friday is Hawaiian Shirt day.

4. I will provide Industrus with survelliance droids to use however they see fit.

5. These facilities have been rented to me for the period of four months, at which point I may or may not be given permission to continue using them.


Though this is not the full extent of the treaty it shows that Hawaiian shirts can indeed exist without Hawaii. More importantly it shows that the Dr. Zaalarians had to concede quite a bit in order to use the facilities, but the Dr. Zaalarians felt that these concessions were a small price to pay to achieve their revenge.