User:Dwinwin

Hello NSwiki,

I am Dwinwin. I am the Imperial Ruler of the Kingdom of Simulak. I am the leavings (descendant) of Dagda who was First Lord High Commissioner in charge of migration (Simulak on Dwarci (Pre-NS/Earth)).

Before the entire migration had been completed, sadly Dagda succumbed to a severe case of Herpes XRM59. I, Dwinwin assumed his duties at approximately four thousand light years from our destination, Earth. Being of the proper bloodline and the only one that had the knowledge of how to complete the journey to Earth, I was unanimously voted High Supreme Monarch and all Powerful Celestial Ruler of the Simulak Nation. I humbly declined the title of deity but retained unquestioned power over life and death for all Simulakians. In a later ceremony the High council presented me with title of ownership of all Simulakians …touching really. This is just the Simulakians way of showing loyalty. I would never overstep my power in a discourteous or unnecessary way.

Mythology: Angus, one of the Dagda’s sons, whose music caused all who heard to follow it, and whose kisses became birds which sang of love, would be, as a divinity of the tender passion, a counterpart of Dwyn, or Dwynwen, ’Dwynwen means ‘the Blessed Dwyn.’ The church of this deity is Llanddwyn. who was, even by the later Simulakian bards, hymned as the ‘saint of love.’ (BCE)

Warning: Several Simulaks have met their premature end saying the “Dwinwin” was a girl’s name. It was customary in ancient times on Simulak that changing the ‘y’ to an ‘i’ makes a given name masculine.

Yours truly, Dwinwin, Monarch of Simulak, defender of art that makes no sense, lover of words not found in scrabble dictionaries, beloved of several.

Note: This memo, and I daresay all communication is done through servants, which are granted the obligation and privilege of signing the name of Dwinwin.