|en||This user is a native speaker of English.|
|es-2||Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel intermedio de español.|
|This user is a Christian.|
|chc||This user cheers for the Chicago Cubs in Major League Baseball.|
|cc||This user cheers for the Constantinople Cubs in the Batter Up! Baseball League.|
|*||This user cheers for Galáxia in Cafundéu.|
|X?||This user could give you pertinent demographic information...|
|;)||...but is far too amused by inaccurate guesses to do so.|
|ch-2||This user plays chess and wins some of the time.|
The user page of Ember Nickel is a small, quiet place, notable for its self-referential style. Its diverse population of 8 userboxes are overseen by a neurotic, benevolent dictator, too humble to start the page until its corresponding talk page was begun. Except for the fact that mentioning one's own humility rather defeats the purpose.
The psychotic government devotes most of its attention to pages like Zwangzug, with places such as Plutoni receiving almost no funds by comparison. Income tax is irrelevant. A healthy private sector is dominated by the Sports roleplaying industry. Vandalism is totally unknown, probably due to the page's previous lack of existence.
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I have mental issues!