User:Guffingford/Biography

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The Mystery Man
Relationship Status: 10 minute relationships in shady backalleys.
Sexual Orientation: GAY LOL LOOK @ ME I TAKE IT UP MY ASS. if u ever try 2 diss my sexuality ill call u out and sick the mods on u, cuz im so open minded ill take everything anti-ghey as offensive LOL.
Hometown: Amsterdam I WON'T SEND YOU ANY POT IN PARCELS. Yes people mailed me asking for this.
Ethnicity: Russo-Japanese Ethnic Turk with part Chinese blood born in America emigrated to the Netherlands while having an affair with a Nigerian prostitute.
Religion: SATANISM I AM SO GOTH I AM DEAD ARGH
Birthday: 20 April 1889
Age: A million
Education: Worthless
Occupation: CEO of some big firm earning big bucks over the backs of hardworking (slave) workers.
NS Buddies: Guffingford, Guffingford, Guffingford, Guffingford, Huzen Hagen, Guffingford and Holy Panooly.
AIM aimonline.gif: AOL sucks. If I were a terrorist, I'd flew a 777 into the building first thing in the morning.
YIM yimonline.gif: Yahoo Sucks. It's not an address, quit trying.
MSN msnonline.gif: MSN sucks. But I use it frequently to check my hotmail quickly.
IRC handles: Guffingford. If you cannot pronounce it, I pity you.</nowiki>
E-mail: [1] Mr Sassypants is your best friend!
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