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Revision as of 14:52, 19 March 2005
Contents
Who am I?
I am Zoogie, lord of the Zoogies and the Cherubs, master of the universe; etc, etc, etc. There will be no need to bow.
Are you, really?
Yes.
No, who are you, really?
Fine. Jeez. I'm a high school junior somewhere in the general region of the North American continent. That will be all. Wait, one more: I have a clarinet. Its name is Clari.
What is a Zoogie?
On March 31st, 2003, my math teacher spontaneously declared a certain beautiful mathematical feature to be 'zoogie.' No, zoogie is not a real math term. Yes, it can be alternatively spelled zoogy, if you like, but zoogie is much more common and infinitely more desirable. The finer details of the mathematical feature will remain undisclosed, at least for the present.
I tend to use zoogie-related terminology a lot, so I'll describe it in some measure of detail here. A zoogie is not only that mathematical feature, but also a person of zoogietic nature. Zoogietic, then, is the adjective form of zoogie - something or someone that is 'of zoogie.' The populace of my nation is referred to as the Zoogies, as well. It can get confusing at times.
The verb form is zoogify, or to make something or someone of zoogie. If something/someone was not zoogie before, but was made zoogie, he/she/it has been zoogified.
What is with the Cherubs?
The Cherubs were known first as students of math (called thus by two math teachers). It has come to be the symbol-bearer of all things zoogie. Something that is cherubic almost means something that is zoogietic, but not quite. To cherubify is something not often seen.
The Cherubs came also to watch over the dominion of Latin. This arose from the Coming of the Cherub, when the One Cherub first was revealed to a gathering of awe-struck students, result of their attempt to draw a perfect circle. Unfortunately, no image of The Cherub is available online at this time.
And that is why my national animal is the Cherub. That is why my characters will swear, 'Son of a cherub.' That is why they will swear by the Cherub, and so on.
Nationstates
I found NS sometime summer 2003 on the Age of Kings forums at aok.heavengames.com (I think, anyways). No, I don't really play AoE II, at least not anymore. My first nation, Zoogiedom, was made in early November. The Zoogie People was brought in late November as Zoogiedom desended into a psychotic dictatorship. I have created or been given many other nations at various points - too many to count. However, the first two are the only ones I still retain.
Roleplaying was an utterly baffling experience for me, until mid-to-late December. It's been a long, painful, learning process.
How much time do I spend on NS?
Too much. Way, way, way too much. Writing this is an example.
Contact Info
My email is zoogies@gmail.com. My AIM is ZoogieMasterIV, though I might change it sometime. Maybe.
Gee whiz, you have no life. What else do you do?
As mentioned before, I play the clarinet. Not professionaly or anywhere even near that skill level, but my clarinet - a plastic Leblanc Vito II - has got a name, and that's something. It is called Clari, the Floot. I like to write as well, or I wouldn't be here on NS.
Other interests include writing in l337sp34k, web design, and being really, really, ridiculously Uber. Actually, I'm not all that Uber. There are Uber-er people out there. Many, in fact.
Madman! I'm backing away now
Madman? What are you talking about!? Ah, a madman would not have been so careful as I, for - oh, come on. He had an evil eye. He had it coming to him.
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- are you still here?
