War Of the Poles

The War of the Poles has been a long war between Penguins and Polar bears.

Origens of the War

This one time at band camp.... penguins were rockin out havin a awesome party. But there was a polar bear camp for obese kids accross the lake, and they did not enjoy the fact that they were fat and having no fun, and the penguins, being awesome, were havin a awesome time. So the polar bears went over to the penguins camp one night and smashed all their guitars, drank all their coke, and drove off all the cars back to their camp.

From this moment on penguins hated polar bears. They vowed revenge by deciding to party twice as hard.

What soon came after was known as SKa

and they had a SKawesome time

History

The War has been fought continuously sinse then.

When penguins lived all over the globe. and the polar bears have been attacking the penguins ever since, trying to get them to stop partying, but the power of SKa was too great. So the North Pole and South pole fought on for years, but the penguins were loosing as a group of ragtag penguins could not match the might of the bears. But the power of SKa kept the penguins going.

The 7 year Assault

In 234 A.D. the polar bears launched an offensive aggainst the penguins that would live in infamy. The battle lasted for 7 years of continual fighting and pushed the penguins back to the southern hemisphere and eventually to lower antarctica, soon the penguins would be surrounded in the south pole.

But then a revalation came. It was known as 2nd wave SKa. The Two-Tone revelution. Millions of penguins pushed the polar bears off of antarctica in a massive counter attack. Many penguins died, but the penguins, in years have finally secured a homeland. The year 241 A.D. would be known to the penguins as their holiest of years, and be one of the most important numbers.

For an additional thousand years the penguins stood their ground in Antarctica defending polar bear attacks that would come every year or so. And they continued to party.

Battle Of Sweden

the penguins got help. In the 1400's the polar bears, no longer being able to take the penguins coke and cars looked towards Sweden. As they do have soda and Volvo, the saffest cars. So the Polar bears rampaged Sweden. The mideval tin foil warriors living there retaliated and fought the bears. They officially allied with the penguins and swore to help them toward the end. The Warriors fought the bears to limited area on the arctic circle.

War of the Colonies

The penguins soon saw the oppertunity to advance, but saw it barbaric to go to war. So they set up provinces in the Galapogos, Chile, New Zealand, and South Africa. There penguins would party and live as they did before. But still the penguins were in separated tribes all along the southern hemisphere. The Polar Bears continually assaulted these outposts.

The war currently

Currently, in their new home, the penguins have not been discovered by the bears. But the penguins know that soon an aussalt can come.

Major Battles of the War

• Band Camp 56 BC
• Assault in 234 234 AD
• The Polar Blitzt 236 AD
• Stalemate of Antarctica 236-241 AD
• Liberation of 241 241 AD
• 2nd Polar Blitzt 698 AD
• Battle of Sweden 1400s
• Battle of the Galapagose 1840 AD

	The SKankin Penguins
Main article: The Skankin Penguins
Capitol city: Cape Town
Other cities: Area 241, Babylon,Beira,City O Dude,City O Willey,Fort Knox,Funkey Kingston,Humboldt,Keasbey,Knysna,Maputo, Port Elizabeth, Pt. Macaroni,Shanty Town,Snares Point,Walvis Bay
Geographical Information: Dekker,Fenderville,Reel Big Land,Rudey Strip,Skaos, Ska Land,Ska Plains
Branches of the Two Tone Army:Amphibious Assault Squad,International Penguin Navy,Sky Squad,Penguin National Guard,The Planet Smashers
Historical Information: Full History of the Skankin Penguins or War Of the Poles
Miscellaneous: SKen, Regional standings , Other articles