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| Name of Office (1): | Comandante of The Imperial Pastocian Army |
| Term of Office: | 2032-2051 |
| Name of Office (2): | Premier of the Yugopatomian Communist Party |
| Term of Office: | 2051- |
| Name of Office (3): | Marshal of the Yugopatomian Armed Forces |
| Term of Office: | 2051- |
| Date of Birth: | October 7th, 1998 (STS) |
| Place of Birth: | Stadti, Austria-Hungary |
| Profession: | Politician |
| Political party: | Yugopatomian Branch of the Pastocian Communist Party |
Premier WhoopWhoopWhoop is the founding father of the nation of Yugopatomia.
He was born into a middle-class family in the former nation of Austria/Hungary. He attended school until age 15, and was contracted into the Royal Austrian Army. After rising through the ranks, he was granted the rank of colonel, but left the army after becoming sympathetic to the rising revolutionary movement in the country. He joined the rebel underground under the command of Comandante Nasty Pasty due to his prior military experience and wisdom, he became Pasty's good friend and right-hand-man. His greatest moment was when he and a small group of guerrilla fighters overcame a huge Austrian Army and created a Butt-Sex Colony on the location of the great victory.
After the rebel victory in Austria/Hungary, The People's Republic of Pastocia was established with Nasty Pasty becoming it's first Consul. Whoopwhoopwhoop was then given the title of Sub-Comandante and became Commander-in-chief of the Imperial Pastocian Armed Forces.
But after months serving as Leader of the IPAF, Whoop became unhappy with some of the political conditions in Pastocia and formally resigned, and requested that the Senate help him establish a Sovereign nation which he would run himself. Consul Pasty and the Imperial Senate agreed to help and within weeks, The Republic of Yugopatomia was formed with Whoopwhoopwhoop as it's first Premier.
Since then, Whoopwhoopwhoop has maintained close contact with his former nation, and the Pastocian/Yugopatomian Alliance remains strong. In the months following's it's creation, Pastocia heavily lobbied Yugopatomia's entry into the COMECON, and with Premier Whoop at it's head, Yugopatomia has become a economic giant, with huge income from both tourism and arms production.
In 2052 however, things began to change for Whoop and Yugopatomia. After the northern expansion by PEELian countries, Yugopatomia acquired a territory in the East Farnsworth Glacier and set up a colony. But within weeks, the settlers came into conflict with the native species of the region, The Yeti and soon a full military clash took place. After a string of crippling defeats at the hands of the Yeti, a frustrated Premier Whoop personally took command of the Yugopatomian and COMECON troops in the Glacial Colony and appointed himself the rank of Field Marshal.
At the same time at home however, Yugograd was stuck with a horrible EM-Induced blackout which sent the city into darkness and brought planes in the skies crashing to the ground. Thousands were killed and injured, and in the last months of 2052, it was revealed that it had been caused by The Holy Dominion and their EMP Space Weapon. After this was uncovered, the Yugopatomian government declared war on the Dominion. The war in the Glacial Colony took a backseat as most of COMECON's armies were needed elsewhere in the region. Premier Whoop was left alone with a small garrison of 3000 guarding the colonial Capital of Whoopopolis. The Yeti nation, now part of the Holy Dominion, took advantage of this and attacked the city, forcing Whoop and his militia to flee.
Back in Yugograd, Chairman Leonard Davis reported to the nation that Premier Whoop had been killed in the assault at Whoopopolis and he took power as the Premier. As the nation mourned the loss of their founder, Whoop and his band of soldiers spent the next months living off their limited rations and the land, coordinating small guerilla attacks on the Dominion forces, unaware that Davis had ceased control of the Politburo and had aligned Yugopatomia as a member of the Holy Dominion. Desperate, Whoop sent out distress calls which were thankfully picked up by a relay station in Bamonia, and his army was rescued soon after by Pastocian planes. After his evacuation, Whoop took part in the allied invasion of Yugopatomia by Pastocian and Zedoljan troops and was re-appointed as Premier. Soon after, a ceasefire was declared in the Glacial Colony and the Yeti Nation was given their own territory north of the Yugopatomian colony.
In the months following the war, Whoop led the reconstruction of the nation, which had been devestated by the occupation. Under his leadership, Yugopatomia expanded greatly in the economic and political arenas, and became a leading member of COMECON, just under Pastocia and Nurdbotia.
In 2055 however, Premier Whoopwhoopwhoop came into the forefront of political debate, after a speech he made ridiculing the The Federal Republic of Teral and the MuDeAl Alliance for their apathy during the Dominion Wars and the occupation of Yugopatomia. The speech and other comments drew heavy criticism from political rivals, as well as the Terallian government. Even Pastocia, Nurdbotia and Zedoljev have condemned his extreme comments as war-mongering. Within Teral, anti-Yugopatomian and COMECON sentiments began to boil over, as tens of thousand began protesting outside the COMECON nation's embassies. Throughout all this, Whoop has stuck to what he has said in the past, and recently broke off all diplomatic ties with Teral, further isolating Yugopatomia in the region.
Although many have said that this could lead to a showdown between Capitalism and Communism in PEEL and could lead to Yugopatomia's expulsion from COMECON, the citizens of Yugopatomia have remained totally loyal to their leader in this time of crisis, and he is still beloved by all.
