Zarbia

this nation is run by a guy who is frankly a goddammed meatball who wouldn't know the intricacies (or indeed, the fundaments) of political science or the historical contexts in which they are applied if they not only bit him in the arse, but actually crawled up his 'fundaments' and exploded with the force of 1,000,000,000 tonnes of TNT

do not talk to him, you will only get stupider and wake up one morning in a pile of your own puke next to a polish hooker thinking "oh god why"

suicide will shortly follow