Zullou

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Zullou
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Flag of Zullou
Motto: "The R Stands For Zullou!"
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Region Diamond Bar
Capital Capital
Official Language(s) English
Government
Population 5 million
Currency Zullou Cruise Token 
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Overview

The People's Republic of Zullou is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Huge Spaghetti Monster population. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Social Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 23%, but much higher for the wealthy. A substantial private sector is led by the Cheese Exports industry, followed by Basket Weaving and Soda Sales.

Crime is moderate, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Zullou's national animal is the Huge Spaghetti Monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Zullou cruise token.

History

Zullou existed very secretly and anciently as a community of rice fishers and trade embargoists working to cause the downfall of society as we know it.

Zullou left the region Zullou in 2006 . Following its earlier cousins, it moved to Diamond Bar.

Government

Zullou's government is large and practical, consisting of every Zullou citizen. Indeed, its government is a direct democracy. Its sheer size helps ensure that all the people of Zullou may be effectively oppressed (as mandated by the electorate).

Politics

Zullou's government is large and practical, consisting of every Zullou citizen. Indeed, its government is a direct democracy. Its sheer size helps ensure that all the people of Zullou may be effectively oppressed (as mandated by the electorate).

National Animal

The national animal of Zullou is the Huge Spaghetti Monster, which was renamed from the "Giant Spaghetti Monster" because the latter contained one too many digit and the nationstates website rejected it. The Government has officially declared the animal's name to be "Giant Spaghetti monster", so changing it to "Huge" for the website was something of a formality.

The Giant Spaghetti Monster is not technically an animal, but rather the notion of what might happen if a large mass of spaghetti were embodied by an evil spirit which caused it to devour children and Koreans. Widely-feared, it is believed to be real by many back-water hicks.

The Issue with Koreans

While in Zullou (Region), Zullou (Nation) was criticized by many anonymous nations who no longer do dealings with Zullou for having a population of exactly 50% Koreans. These racist countries prevented Zullou from attaining sovreignty. The Nation of Zullou embraces lovingly its Korean population.

Special Note about Koreans

The Zullou Koreans are not to be mistaken with the Diamond Bar Koreans, who are marginalized by most of the Diamond Bar population, indeed even by the Zullou Koreans.