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Background

Finn Fumbles is not a name people instantly recognise. Born into a small community of conservative Protestants, his family were just part of the local furniture. Finn took up football to get income for his family as most of the family worked for the local church which paid poorly. He remained part of the family furniture until one fateful day when he met a young Catholic female football player named Dazza Dallas. Despite her team trashing his TEN NIL, something changed - he fell in love with her.

It was when Finn and Dazza were put into the World Cup 29 team, his life totally changed. They started dating and four years later during World Cup xXx, he proposed marriage to her live on The Football Life and she accepted. Finn renounced his Protestant past and converted to Catholism as his new wife was Catholic.

He's better known as Dazza's husband than a football player and lets his wife take all the attention while he hides from it. After retiring from football, he spends most of his time taking care of the kids while Dazza works. He is the perfect counterbalance for the emotionally unstable Dazza Dallas who needs a lot of attention. He does put up with Dazza's inability to stop sleeping around as he recognises what she is.

Family

• Father: Bubba Fumbles
• Mother: Sheila Fumbles
• Wife: Dazza Dallas
• Children^: Michael Dallas, Kate Dallas, Jacinta Dallas

^ Traditionally the father's surname gets used for the kids but in this case, Finn did not want his kids to have Fumbles name so the Dallas name was used.

Sports Career

Former Jerusalem United goalkeeper World Cup 29 to 31 as reserve goalkeeper

Medical Conditions

• Occasional clumsiness
• Failing eyesight
• Bouts of Chronic Fatigue Syndrome
• Broken ribs from goalkeeping duties

Related Media

Living with Dazza, an autobiography written by Finn about living with his famous wife