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founder=Lord Maelduin Mac Giolla Eainaig of [[Spurlonia]] | | founder=Lord Maelduin Mac Giolla Eainaig of [[Spurlonia]] | | ||
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forum=none | | forum=none | | ||
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| − | This Region is formed by the "Axis of Irony" which is composed of the Dominion of Utilitarian Plastic, the Allied States of Unilateral Motions, and the Grand Duchy of Spurlonia. We have come together in unity to take over the world in three stages. | + | This Region is formed by the "Axis of Irony" which is composed of the Dominion of Utilitarian Plastic and their former ally the Rogue Nation of Lateral Surtrusion, the Allied States of Unilateral Motions, and the Grand Duchy of Spurlonia. We have come together in unity to take over the world in three stages. |
;Stage One : To begin our plan, we will first Seduce a Wealthy Heiress. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by our arrival. Who is this Despoiler of all that is Good and Nice and True? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a Brain in a Jar? | ;Stage One : To begin our plan, we will first Seduce a Wealthy Heiress. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by our arrival. Who is this Despoiler of all that is Good and Nice and True? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a Brain in a Jar? | ||
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Our primary exports are Crime, Fuzzy Bunnies, Weapons, and Venerial Disease. Our secondary exports are Rich Mahogany Bookshelves, Leatherbound Books, Large Filing Cabinets made of Cheap Metal, and copies of the Hitchhikers Guide to Mongolia. | Our primary exports are Crime, Fuzzy Bunnies, Weapons, and Venerial Disease. Our secondary exports are Rich Mahogany Bookshelves, Leatherbound Books, Large Filing Cabinets made of Cheap Metal, and copies of the Hitchhikers Guide to Mongolia. | ||
| − | We are currently accepting citizenship applications from Mad Scientists to assist us in the construction of Fake Mountains, Plauges of Doom, and Hybrid Vehicles. | + | We are currently accepting citizenship applications from Mad Scientists to assist us in the construction of Fake Mountains, Plauges of Doom, and Hybrid Vehicles. We are also seeking Dental Hygenists to assist us in our prisons, as we've recently lost several of our Professional Torturers to rampant cases of venerial disease brought on by Orangutan attacks. |
Our cultures are diverse, accepting many different ideas and views of life. We particularly favor those who are skilled in the nearly lost arts of Belly Dancing, Skeet Shooting, and Power Drinking. | Our cultures are diverse, accepting many different ideas and views of life. We particularly favor those who are skilled in the nearly lost arts of Belly Dancing, Skeet Shooting, and Power Drinking. | ||
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Please contact The Inner Outerworld Visitors Kiosk for more fun things to do within our Borders. | Please contact The Inner Outerworld Visitors Kiosk for more fun things to do within our Borders. | ||
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| + | Due to the heavy influx of immigrants to the region this map will be updated periodically. | ||
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This Region is formed by the "Axis of Irony" which is composed of the Dominion of Utilitarian Plastic and their former ally the Rogue Nation of Lateral Surtrusion, the Allied States of Unilateral Motions, and the Grand Duchy of Spurlonia. We have come together in unity to take over the world in three stages.
- Stage One
- To begin our plan, we will first Seduce a Wealthy Heiress. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by our arrival. Who is this Despoiler of all that is Good and Nice and True? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a Brain in a Jar?
- Stage Two
- Next, we will Seize control of the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of Mean English Teachers to flock to us, ready to be unleashed on an unsuspecting World. Our name will become synonymous with Fuzzy Bunnies, and no man would dare attempt to steal our women.
- Stage Three
- Finally, we will Flaunt our Plague of Doom, bringing about Much Wailing and Gnashing of Teeth. This will all be done from a Fake Mountain. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to grant us Three Maidens of Virtue and Truth.
On the Plus Side, we are a region that is rich in natural beauty. We have lush forests filled with the majestic liger, the regal orangutan, and the fierce Dragon. We also have more than our quota of beautiful clothing optional beaches with amazingly attractive lifeguards. The capstone to our region is the fantastic mountain vistas with only a few fake mountains hiding secret bases from which to launch a takeover of the world, and most of these are available for rent.
Our education system is among the best in the world, owing to our "Pass or Die" policy, which is rigidly enforced by hordes of Mean English Teachers. "No Child Left Behind" is such a weak policy.
Our primary exports are Crime, Fuzzy Bunnies, Weapons, and Venerial Disease. Our secondary exports are Rich Mahogany Bookshelves, Leatherbound Books, Large Filing Cabinets made of Cheap Metal, and copies of the Hitchhikers Guide to Mongolia.
We are currently accepting citizenship applications from Mad Scientists to assist us in the construction of Fake Mountains, Plauges of Doom, and Hybrid Vehicles. We are also seeking Dental Hygenists to assist us in our prisons, as we've recently lost several of our Professional Torturers to rampant cases of venerial disease brought on by Orangutan attacks.
Our cultures are diverse, accepting many different ideas and views of life. We particularly favor those who are skilled in the nearly lost arts of Belly Dancing, Skeet Shooting, and Power Drinking.
All are encouraged to visit during the summer months, when the Clothing Optional Beaches play host to the Skeet Shooting Championships, which also serve as population control as convicted criminals are hurled from large catapults to serve as the Skeet. A special cash award is given to the contestant who best typifies life during the Stone Age. Entrants from around the World are welcome.
Please contact The Inner Outerworld Visitors Kiosk for more fun things to do within our Borders.
Due to the heavy influx of immigrants to the region this map will be updated periodically.
