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The Holy Republic of Porcu (HRP) | The Holy Republic of Porcu (HRP) | ||
− | + | The Holy Republic of Porcu is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 599 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings." | |
− | It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. The average income tax rate is | + | It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. The average income tax rate is 94%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Arms Manufacturing. |
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+ | Drunk drivers are sentenced to death, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, cars are banned from built-up areas, and research into 'designer babies' is banned. Crime -- especially youth-related --is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Porcu's national animal is the grizzley bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the euro. | ||
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+ | History | ||
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+ | The Holy Republic of Porcu was founded by Peter who decided that in order for Catholicism to continue to exist in Hyrule, Catholics had to come together and form a nation. The Hyrulean delegate at the time(Ness Snorlaxia) welcomed the new state and soon the other nations of Hyrule followed suit. The new state florished under the protection of Hyrule and now is quickly becoming a political and ecnonomic center for the rest of Hyrule. | ||
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Geography | Geography | ||
− | Location: Southwestern | + | Location: Southwestern Hyrule, between Itza Chicken, Flamaca, and Dajali |
− | Map references: | + | Map references:Hyrule |
Area: | Area: | ||
− | total: | + | total: 1500 sq km |
− | land: | + | land: 1000 sq km |
− | water: | + | water: 500 sq km |
Area - comparative: | Area - comparative: | ||
− | 2.5 times the size of | + | 2.5 times the size of Nockmarr Land boundaries: |
− | Land boundaries: | + | total: 0 km |
− | total: | + | border countries: none |
− | border countries: | + | |
Coastline: | Coastline: | ||
− | + | 750 km | |
Maritime claims: | Maritime claims: | ||
− | + | territorial sea: 15 nm | |
+ | contiguous zone: 25 nm | ||
+ | exclusive economic zone: 250 nm | ||
+ | continental shelf: 250 nm or to the edge of the continental margin | ||
Climate: | Climate: | ||
temperate; snowy, cold winters and warm, dry summers | temperate; snowy, cold winters and warm, dry summers | ||
Terrain: | Terrain: | ||
− | + | Relativly flat with plateaus to the east and forests to the west | |
Elevation extremes: | Elevation extremes: | ||
− | lowest point: | + | lowest point: St. David 840 m |
− | highest point: | + | highest point: St. Bernard 2,946 m |
Natural resources: | Natural resources: | ||
− | hydropower, mineral water, timber, iron ore, lead | + | hydropower, mineral water, timber, iron ore, lead, uranium, oil |
Land use: | Land use: | ||
− | arable land: | + | arable land: 93.7% |
− | permanent crops: | + | permanent crops: 46.8% |
− | other: | + | other: 6.3% (2001) |
Irrigated land: | Irrigated land: | ||
− | + | 650 sq km | |
Natural hazards: | Natural hazards: | ||
− | avalanches | + | avalanches, earthquakes |
Environment - current issues: | Environment - current issues: | ||
− | wastewater | + | wastewater, smog, |
Environment - international agreements: | Environment - international agreements: | ||
party to: Hazardous Wastes | party to: Hazardous Wastes | ||
− | signed, but not ratified: none | + | signed, but not ratified: none |
Geography - note: | Geography - note: | ||
− | + | island nation, extemely merchantalistic | |
People | People | ||
Population: | Population: | ||
− | + | 599,000,000 (December 2005 est.) | |
Age structure: | Age structure: | ||
0-14 years: 14.8% (male 5,471/female 4,995) | 0-14 years: 14.8% (male 5,471/female 4,995) | ||
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65 years and over: 13.7% (male 4,780/female 4,863) (2005 est.) | 65 years and over: 13.7% (male 4,780/female 4,863) (2005 est.) | ||
Median age: | Median age: | ||
− | total: | + | total: 36.34 years |
− | male: | + | male: 36.63 years |
− | female: | + | female: 37.02 years (2005 est.) |
Population growth rate: | Population growth rate: | ||
0.95% (2005 est.) | 0.95% (2005 est.) | ||
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6.07 deaths/1,000 population (2005 est.) | 6.07 deaths/1,000 population (2005 est.) | ||
Net migration rate: | Net migration rate: | ||
− | + | 0.53 migrant(s)/1,000 population (2005 est.) | |
Sex ratio: | Sex ratio: | ||
at birth: 1.07 male(s)/female | at birth: 1.07 male(s)/female | ||
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Life expectancy at birth: | Life expectancy at birth: | ||
total population: 83.51 years | total population: 83.51 years | ||
− | male: | + | male: 84.6 years |
female: 86.6 years (2005 est.) | female: 86.6 years (2005 est.) | ||
Total fertility rate: | Total fertility rate: | ||
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NA | NA | ||
Nationality: | Nationality: | ||
− | noun: | + | noun: Porcuesian(s) |
adjective: Porcuesian | adjective: Porcuesian | ||
Ethnic groups: | Ethnic groups: | ||
− | + | NA | |
Religions: | Religions: | ||
− | Roman Catholic ( | + | Roman Catholic(only religion accepted by government) |
Languages: | Languages: | ||
− | + | Porcuesian(official), Italian(official), Latin(official) | |
Literacy: | Literacy: | ||
− | definition: | + | definition:Persons age 12 or over who can read and write fluently |
− | total population: | + | total population: 99.23% |
− | male: | + | male: 99.75% |
− | female: | + | female: 98.87% |
Government | Government | ||
Country name: | Country name: | ||
− | conventional long form: The Holy Republic of Porcu | + | conventional long form: The Holy Republic of Porcu, The Holy See, State of the Vatican City |
− | conventional short form: Porcu | + | conventional short form: Porcu, Holy See, Vatican City |
− | local long form: | + | local long form: Republica Santo di Porcu, Santo Sende |
− | local short form: | + | local short form: Porcu, Santo Sende |
− | Government type: | + | Government type: Dictatorship(office which is held by the Pope), Republic in the sense that the Popes are voted in, Father Knows Best State, Psychotic Dictatorship, Iron Fist Consumerist, Ecclesiastical |
Capital: | Capital: | ||
− | + | Roma, Vatican City | |
Administrative divisions: | Administrative divisions: | ||
− | + | All Administrative decisions are handled by the Pope and the Council of Cardinals in the Holy See | |
Independence: | Independence: | ||
− | + | 2005(Republic of Porcu proclaimed) | |
National holiday: | National holiday: | ||
− | + | Republic Day, 8 September (2005) | |
+ | Coronation Day of Pope, Pope Peter 23 April (2005) | ||
Constitution: | Constitution: | ||
− | + | passed 11 September 2005, effective 12 September 2005; amended a few times | |
− | Legal system: | + | Legal system: |
− | + | All Legal issues are handled by the Pope and the Council of Cardinals | |
Suffrage: | Suffrage: | ||
18 years of age; universal | 18 years of age; universal | ||
Executive branch: | Executive branch: | ||
− | + | chief of state: Pope Peter | |
+ | head of government: Pope Peter in conjunction with the Council of Cardinals | ||
+ | cabinet: Council of Cardinals nominated by the Pope and approved by the previous Council Members | ||
+ | elections: Pope elected by the Council of Cardinals consisting of all cardinals in the nations and 20 regional representatives for a life term; election last held 11 September 2005; | ||
+ | election results: Cardinal Peter of Hyrule elected Pope; percent of Council of Cardinal Vote- 87% | ||
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Legislative branch: | Legislative branch: | ||
− | + | All laws are either introduced by the Pope to the Council for voting, or the Council introduces a law to be vetoed or accepted by the Pope. | |
Judicial branch: | Judicial branch: | ||
− | + | All judicial responsibility is handled by the Council of Cardinals | |
Political pressure groups and leaders: | Political pressure groups and leaders: | ||
− | + | The Automotive Industry, the Catholic Church, the Uranium Industry | |
International organization participation: | International organization participation: | ||
CE, ICAO, ICCt, ICRM, IFRCS, Interpol, IOC, ITU, OPCW, OSCE, UN, UNESCO, WCO, WHO, WIPO, WToO, WTO | CE, ICAO, ICCt, ICRM, IFRCS, Interpol, IOC, ITU, OPCW, OSCE, UN, UNESCO, WCO, WHO, WIPO, WToO, WTO | ||
− | + | Flag description: | |
− | + | Square flag split in half, half yellow half white, with the keys of heaven on the right(white) side | |
− | + | ||
− | + | ||
− | + | ||
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Economy | Economy | ||
− | Economy - overview: | + | Economy - overview: |
− | + | This unique, partly noncommercial economy is supported financially by an annual contribution from Roman Catholic dioceses throughout the world (known as Peter's Pence); by the sale of postage stamps, coins, medals, and tourist mementos; by fees for admission to museums; and by the sale of publications. But Porcu is also opening up to international trade which is starting to provide and even greater amount of income. Investments and real estate income also account for a sizable portion of revenue. The incomes and living standards of lay workers are comparable to those of counterparts who work in the city of Rome. | |
GDP (purchasing power parity): | GDP (purchasing power parity): | ||
− | $1.9 billion ( | + | $1.9 billion (2005 est.) |
GDP - real growth rate: | GDP - real growth rate: | ||
− | 2% ( | + | 2% (2005 est.) |
GDP - per capita: | GDP - per capita: | ||
− | purchasing power parity - $26,800 ( | + | purchasing power parity - $26,800 (2005 est.) |
GDP - composition by sector: | GDP - composition by sector: | ||
− | agriculture: | + | agriculture: 33% |
− | industry: | + | industry: 33% |
− | services: | + | services: 33% |
Labor force: | Labor force: | ||
− | + | 15 million- 17 million (2005 est.) | |
Labor force - by occupation: | Labor force - by occupation: | ||
− | agriculture 1%, industry 21%, services 78% ( | + | agriculture 1%, industry 21%, services 78% (2005 est.) |
Unemployment rate: | Unemployment rate: | ||
− | 0% ( | + | 0% (2005 est.) |
Population below poverty line: | Population below poverty line: | ||
− | + | none | |
Household income or consumption by percentage share: | Household income or consumption by percentage share: | ||
− | lowest | + | lowest 25%: NA% |
− | highest | + | highest 94%: NA% |
Inflation rate (consumer prices): | Inflation rate (consumer prices): | ||
− | 4.3% ( | + | 4.3% (2005) |
Budget: | Budget: | ||
− | revenues: $ | + | revenues: $700 million |
− | expenditures: $342 million | + | expenditures: $342 million |
Agriculture - products: | Agriculture - products: | ||
small quantities of rye, wheat, barley, oats, vegetables; sheep | small quantities of rye, wheat, barley, oats, vegetables; sheep | ||
Industries: | Industries: | ||
− | tourism | + | tourism, uranium mining, timber, banking |
Industrial production growth rate: | Industrial production growth rate: | ||
NA% | NA% | ||
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NA kWh | NA kWh | ||
Electricity - exports: | Electricity - exports: | ||
− | 0 kWh ( | + | 0 kWh (2005) |
Electricity - imports: | Electricity - imports: | ||
− | NA kWh | + | NA kWh |
Exports: | Exports: | ||
− | $58 million f.o.b. ( | + | $58 million f.o.b. (2005) |
Exports - commodities: | Exports - commodities: | ||
− | tobacco products, furniture | + | tobacco products, furniture, jewelery |
Exports - partners: | Exports - partners: | ||
− | + | Itza Chicken 87%, Flamaca 7%, Izia 3%, Dajali 3% | |
Imports: | Imports: | ||
− | $1.077 billion ( | + | $1.077 billion (2005) |
Imports - commodities: | Imports - commodities: | ||
− | consumer goods, food, | + | consumer goods, food, oil, technology imformation |
Imports - partners: | Imports - partners: | ||
− | + | Itza Chicken 56%, Flamaca 13%, Izia 5%, Dajali 10%, Nockmarr 10%, Ness Snorlaxia 6% | |
Debt - external: | Debt - external: | ||
$NA | $NA | ||
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euro (EUR) | euro (EUR) | ||
Exchange rates: | Exchange rates: | ||
− | euros per | + | euros per crown(Ness Snorlaxia)- 0.8054 (2005) |
Fiscal year: | Fiscal year: | ||
calendar year | calendar year | ||
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Telephones - main lines in use: | Telephones - main lines in use: | ||
− | 35,000 ( | + | 35,000 (2005) |
Telephones - mobile cellular: | Telephones - mobile cellular: | ||
− | 23,500 ( | + | 23,500 (2005) |
Telephone system: | Telephone system: | ||
− | + | general assessment: automatic exchange | |
+ | domestic: Porcuesian system | ||
+ | international: country code - 39 | ||
general assessment: NA | general assessment: NA | ||
domestic: modern system with microwave radio relay connections between exchanges | domestic: modern system with microwave radio relay connections between exchanges | ||
− | international: country code - 376 | + | international: country code - 376 |
− | Radio broadcast stations: AM | + | Radio broadcast stations: AM 15, FM 30, shortwave 20 (2005) |
Television broadcast stations: | Television broadcast stations: | ||
− | + | 50 (2005) | |
Internet country code: | Internet country code: | ||
− | . | + | .hrp |
Internet hosts: | Internet hosts: | ||
− | + | 100,000 (2005) | |
Internet users: | Internet users: | ||
− | + | 5 million (2005) | |
Transportation | Transportation | ||
Highways: | Highways: | ||
− | total: | + | total: 3468 km |
− | paved: | + | paved: 3468 km |
− | unpaved: | + | unpaved: 0 km |
Merchant marine: | Merchant marine: | ||
− | registered in other countries: | + | registered in other countries: 5 |
Airports: | Airports: | ||
− | + | 4 (2005) | |
Military | Military | ||
Military branches: | Military branches: | ||
− | + | Army- Pontifical Guard | |
+ | Air Force- Pontifical Squadron | ||
+ | Navy- Pontifical Fleet | ||
Military - note: | Military - note: | ||
− | defense is | + | defense is top priority |
− | Transnational Issues | + | Transnational Issues |
+ | |||
Disputes - international: | Disputes - international: | ||
− | none | + | none |
Revision as of 13:14, 21 December 2005
The Holy Republic of Porcu (HRP)
The Holy Republic of Porcu is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 599 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. The average income tax rate is 94%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Arms Manufacturing.
Drunk drivers are sentenced to death, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, cars are banned from built-up areas, and research into 'designer babies' is banned. Crime -- especially youth-related --is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Porcu's national animal is the grizzley bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the euro.
History
The Holy Republic of Porcu was founded by Peter who decided that in order for Catholicism to continue to exist in Hyrule, Catholics had to come together and form a nation. The Hyrulean delegate at the time(Ness Snorlaxia) welcomed the new state and soon the other nations of Hyrule followed suit. The new state florished under the protection of Hyrule and now is quickly becoming a political and ecnonomic center for the rest of Hyrule.
Geography
Location: Southwestern Hyrule, between Itza Chicken, Flamaca, and Dajali Map references:Hyrule Area:
total: 1500 sq km land: 1000 sq km water: 500 sq km
Area - comparative:
2.5 times the size of Nockmarr Land boundaries: total: 0 km border countries: none
Coastline:
750 km
Maritime claims:
territorial sea: 15 nm contiguous zone: 25 nm exclusive economic zone: 250 nm continental shelf: 250 nm or to the edge of the continental margin
Climate:
temperate; snowy, cold winters and warm, dry summers
Terrain:
Relativly flat with plateaus to the east and forests to the west
Elevation extremes:
lowest point: St. David 840 m highest point: St. Bernard 2,946 m
Natural resources:
hydropower, mineral water, timber, iron ore, lead, uranium, oil
Land use:
arable land: 93.7% permanent crops: 46.8% other: 6.3% (2001)
Irrigated land:
650 sq km
Natural hazards:
avalanches, earthquakes
Environment - current issues:
wastewater, smog,
Environment - international agreements:
party to: Hazardous Wastes signed, but not ratified: none
Geography - note:
island nation, extemely merchantalistic
People
Population:
599,000,000 (December 2005 est.)
Age structure:
0-14 years: 14.8% (male 5,471/female 4,995) 15-64 years: 71.5% (male 26,463/female 23,977) 65 years and over: 13.7% (male 4,780/female 4,863) (2005 est.)
Median age:
total: 36.34 years male: 36.63 years female: 37.02 years (2005 est.)
Population growth rate:
0.95% (2005 est.)
Birth rate:
9 births/1,000 population (2005 est.)
Death rate:
6.07 deaths/1,000 population (2005 est.)
Net migration rate:
0.53 migrant(s)/1,000 population (2005 est.)
Sex ratio:
at birth: 1.07 male(s)/female
under 15 years: 1.1 male(s)/female
15-64 years: 1.1 male(s)/female 65 years and over: 0.98 male(s)/female total population: 1.08 male(s)/female (2005 est.)
Infant mortality rate:
total: 4.05 deaths/1,000 live births male: 4.38 deaths/1,000 live births female: 3.69 deaths/1,000 live births (2005 est.)
Life expectancy at birth:
total population: 83.51 years male: 84.6 years female: 86.6 years (2005 est.)
Total fertility rate:
1.29 children born/woman (2005 est.)
HIV/AIDS - adult prevalence rate:
NA%
HIV/AIDS - people living with HIV/AIDS:
NA
HIV/AIDS - deaths:
NA
Nationality:
noun: Porcuesian(s) adjective: Porcuesian
Ethnic groups:
NA
Religions:
Roman Catholic(only religion accepted by government)
Languages:
Porcuesian(official), Italian(official), Latin(official)
Literacy:
definition:Persons age 12 or over who can read and write fluently total population: 99.23% male: 99.75% female: 98.87%
Government
Country name:
conventional long form: The Holy Republic of Porcu, The Holy See, State of the Vatican City conventional short form: Porcu, Holy See, Vatican City local long form: Republica Santo di Porcu, Santo Sende local short form: Porcu, Santo Sende
Government type: Dictatorship(office which is held by the Pope), Republic in the sense that the Popes are voted in, Father Knows Best State, Psychotic Dictatorship, Iron Fist Consumerist, Ecclesiastical
Capital:
Roma, Vatican City
Administrative divisions:
All Administrative decisions are handled by the Pope and the Council of Cardinals in the Holy See
Independence:
2005(Republic of Porcu proclaimed)
National holiday:
Republic Day, 8 September (2005) Coronation Day of Pope, Pope Peter 23 April (2005)
Constitution:
passed 11 September 2005, effective 12 September 2005; amended a few times
Legal system:
All Legal issues are handled by the Pope and the Council of Cardinals
Suffrage:
18 years of age; universal
Executive branch:
chief of state: Pope Peter head of government: Pope Peter in conjunction with the Council of Cardinals cabinet: Council of Cardinals nominated by the Pope and approved by the previous Council Members elections: Pope elected by the Council of Cardinals consisting of all cardinals in the nations and 20 regional representatives for a life term; election last held 11 September 2005; election results: Cardinal Peter of Hyrule elected Pope; percent of Council of Cardinal Vote- 87%
Legislative branch:
All laws are either introduced by the Pope to the Council for voting, or the Council introduces a law to be vetoed or accepted by the Pope.
Judicial branch:
All judicial responsibility is handled by the Council of Cardinals
Political pressure groups and leaders:
The Automotive Industry, the Catholic Church, the Uranium Industry
International organization participation:
CE, ICAO, ICCt, ICRM, IFRCS, Interpol, IOC, ITU, OPCW, OSCE, UN, UNESCO, WCO, WHO, WIPO, WToO, WTO
Flag description:
Square flag split in half, half yellow half white, with the keys of heaven on the right(white) side
Economy
Economy - overview:
This unique, partly noncommercial economy is supported financially by an annual contribution from Roman Catholic dioceses throughout the world (known as Peter's Pence); by the sale of postage stamps, coins, medals, and tourist mementos; by fees for admission to museums; and by the sale of publications. But Porcu is also opening up to international trade which is starting to provide and even greater amount of income. Investments and real estate income also account for a sizable portion of revenue. The incomes and living standards of lay workers are comparable to those of counterparts who work in the city of Rome.
GDP (purchasing power parity):
$1.9 billion (2005 est.)
GDP - real growth rate:
2% (2005 est.)
GDP - per capita:
purchasing power parity - $26,800 (2005 est.)
GDP - composition by sector:
agriculture: 33% industry: 33% services: 33%
Labor force:
15 million- 17 million (2005 est.)
Labor force - by occupation:
agriculture 1%, industry 21%, services 78% (2005 est.)
Unemployment rate:
0% (2005 est.)
Population below poverty line:
none
Household income or consumption by percentage share:
lowest 25%: NA% highest 94%: NA% Inflation rate (consumer prices): 4.3% (2005)
Budget:
revenues: $700 million expenditures: $342 million Agriculture - products: small quantities of rye, wheat, barley, oats, vegetables; sheep
Industries:
tourism, uranium mining, timber, banking
Industrial production growth rate:
NA%
Electricity - production:
NA kWh
Electricity - consumption:
NA kWh
Electricity - exports:
0 kWh (2005)
Electricity - imports:
NA kWh
Exports:
$58 million f.o.b. (2005)
Exports - commodities:
tobacco products, furniture, jewelery
Exports - partners:
Itza Chicken 87%, Flamaca 7%, Izia 3%, Dajali 3%
Imports:
$1.077 billion (2005)
Imports - commodities:
consumer goods, food, oil, technology imformation
Imports - partners:
Itza Chicken 56%, Flamaca 13%, Izia 5%, Dajali 10%, Nockmarr 10%, Ness Snorlaxia 6%
Debt - external:
$NA
Economic aid - recipient:
none
Currency (code):
euro (EUR)
Exchange rates:
euros per crown(Ness Snorlaxia)- 0.8054 (2005)
Fiscal year:
calendar year
Communications
Telephones - main lines in use:
35,000 (2005)
Telephones - mobile cellular:
23,500 (2005)
Telephone system:
general assessment: automatic exchange domestic: Porcuesian system international: country code - 39
general assessment: NA
domestic: modern system with microwave radio relay connections between exchanges international: country code - 376 Radio broadcast stations: AM 15, FM 30, shortwave 20 (2005)
Television broadcast stations:
50 (2005)
Internet country code:
.hrp
Internet hosts:
100,000 (2005)
Internet users:
5 million (2005)
Transportation
Highways:
total: 3468 km paved: 3468 km unpaved: 0 km
Merchant marine:
registered in other countries: 5
Airports:
4 (2005)
Military
Military branches:
Army- Pontifical Guard Air Force- Pontifical Squadron Navy- Pontifical Fleet
Military - note:
defense is top priority
Transnational Issues
Disputes - international:
none