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Personal data

Name: Dazzarina Natasha Dallas

Date of birth: 23th August, 1973

Star sign: Virgo

Blood type: A

Nickname: "The Village Bike" or "Dazza"

Hair colour: Brunette naturally but it's either red (ginger) or blonde now

Family

Mother: Natasha Dallas

Father: John Jerk

Husband: Finn Fumbles

Children: Michael Dallas, Kate Dallas, Jacinta Dallas

Sister: Debbie Dallas

Corporate career

Owner of Razza Dazza

Owner of Kinky Kitty nightclubs

Owner of Razzle Media

Media Career

Host of DazMania

Jeruselem Government News reporter for

World Cup 29 to 35

Women's World Cup 5 to 11

Sports Career

Current jobs: Jeruselem World Cup coach, assistant coach of Jerusalem United (part time only)

World Cup 29 to 32 as player (with interruptions due to pregnancy)

World Cup 33 to 34 as a coach

Women's World Cup 5 to 9 as a player (with interruptions due to pregnancy)

Women's World Cup 10 as a coach

Women's World Cup 11 as an assistant coach

Medical conditions

Nymphomania

Weak knee ligaments

Anxiety mood swings

Useless information

Favorite things: Her kids

Favorite dance: Cha cha

Favorite color: Pink

Favorite activity: Sex

Favorite food: Spaghetti

Favorite phase: On ya bike

Worst habits:

Not wearing underwear

Tripping over cracks

Constant giggling

Exposing herself in public

Sleeping with men when she's drunk

Best friends

Monique Alexander, football player and porn star

Dazza Deux, cybernetically enhanced human molded to look like Dazza

Anna Goldstein, former football player and coach

Wayne Wastle, rival sports presenter

Ricky Pointy Stick, champion cyclist

Kylie Kool, champion cyclist