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''Main article found at [[Cyril MacLehose-Strangways-Jones]]''
 
''Main article found at [[Cyril MacLehose-Strangways-Jones]]''
  
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Sir Cyril was born in Port Sir Richard in 1880, to parents who had served as diplomats for many generations, often marrying citizens of countries they have served in (hence his bewildering array of foreign sounding middle names). Sir Cyril attended the prestigious Riccardoton Girls school, due to a typing error and a short sighted preist, where he fathered over 300 illegitimate children; before attending Hailsham College, Port Sir Richard University; where he attained a double first class honours degree in Irritating Funny Foriegners.
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'''Age''': 51
  
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After many minor appointments, Sir Cyril was made Ambassador Extraordinaire and Plenipotentiary to The Federal Republic of Omigodtheykilledkenny in 1920, where he served for eight years, after which he spent two years as a diplomatic advisor to Prime Minister Sir John Snipe-Maddox. In 1930, he was promoted to his current position
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'''Birthplace''': Port Sir Richard, Cobdenia
  
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As well as a Diplomat, Sir Cyril is also a champion Spaniel breeder and a fully qualified fireman.  
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'''Family''': 300 illegitimate children
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'''Education''': Riccardoton Girls school (hence the 300 illegitimate children); Hailsham College; Port Sir Richard University. Holds a double first class honours degree in Irritating Funny Foreigners
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'''Employment''': Career diplomat in the Cobdenian Foreign and Regional Office, formerly the Department of Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs. Also a fully qualified fireman and a champion spaniel breeder
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'''Background''': Father was a Prestigious British Diplomat serving in the High Commission in Port Sir Richard; mother was a Cobdenian school teacher. He was single handedly responsible for the outbreak of the Dull and Fairly Short War of 1902 when he accidently assasinated Archduke Alexander Kapranos when the spoon he was weilding turned out to be loaded. In 1920, he served as Ambassador to Omigodtheykilledkenny, and due to his stirling efforts to bring the two countries together, and the fact he actually didn't end up going to war with them. Replaced Sir Leslie Featherstonehaugh-Mickelwhaite-Cholmondsey-Cholmondsey-Smythe, KCRC as UN representative in 1930
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'''Politics''': Strong sovereigntist except on issues of Free Trade
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'''Responsibilities within the UN Office''': Has plenipotentiary power, and thus it is he who has full resposibility for the Cobdenian votes.
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'''Interests''': International Diplomacy, shipping regulations
  
 
==The Deputy Cobdenian Permanent Representative to the United Nations==
 
==The Deputy Cobdenian Permanent Representative to the United Nations==
 
====Sir Miles Lamiman Johnson-Wutchwyff, KCRC====
 
====Sir Miles Lamiman Johnson-Wutchwyff, KCRC====
 
{{Image|http://cpl.org/images/oscars/1939_m.jpg|right|Sir Miles|Sir Miles Johnson-Wutchwyff}}
 
{{Image|http://cpl.org/images/oscars/1939_m.jpg|right|Sir Miles|Sir Miles Johnson-Wutchwyff}}
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'''Age''': 32
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'''Birthplace''': Brighton, UK
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'''Family''': Married, two children
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'''Education''': St. Lucifers College, Oxford
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'''Employment''': Home Office, before being transferred to the Foreign and Regional Office in 1930, and was appointed Sir Cyril's deputy in 1932
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'''Background''': Parents were wealthy industrialists, who moved Emigrated to Cobdenia in 1922 in order to expand their business and to find better weather
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'''Politics''': Conservative
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'''Responsibilities within the UN Office''': Largely concerned with running the administrative side of the mission, acting as human resources manager, accountant, and other similar roles
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'''Interests''': Mute Newt farming
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==Defence Attache==
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====Major-General Sir Brian Alexander Montgomery Haig "Pointy" Blatherstock, KOG, CRC, CGO (retired)====
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{{Image|http://www.fresno.k12.ca.us/divdept/sscience/history/haig.jpg|left|Pointy|Sir Brian Blatherstock}}
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'''Age''': 65
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'''Birthplace''': North Holden, Buckinghamshire
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'''Family''': Don't put idea's in his head
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'''Education''': Hornby College, Sussex, Sandhurst Military Academy
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'''Employment''': British Army Royal East Kent Regiment 1893-1904 served, South Africa 1879, Chitral, Relief of Kimberley, Paardeberg, South Africa 1900-02 reaching rank of of Major; British-Indian Army 39th Garhwal Rifles 1904-1919, served in Punjab Frontier, Bassée 1914, Armentières 1914, Festubert 1914 '15, Neuve Chapelle, Aubers, France and Flanders 1914-15, Egypt 1915-16, Khan Baghdadi, Sharqat, Mesopotamia 1917-18, Macedonia 1918 reaching rank of Major; British-Cobdenian Army South N Sussex Regiment 1919-1922, reaching rank of Lt-Colonel; British-Cobdenian/Cobdenian Army General Staff of the War Department 1922-1930 reaching current rank of Major-General; Retired 1930 following balloon accident, making him "Possibly the stupidist man ever to wear a uniform" according to the late Governor-General
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'''Background''': Wealthy family; father was a Captain in the Royal Navy. Aquired the nickname "Pointy" after his habit of pointing to places on battlefields without actually giving any orders
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'''Politics''': Was very militarian, now considered to care only about instant food and accesorising
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'''Responsibilities within the UN Office''': Theoretically, advising Sir Cyril in matters concerning security. In practice, hiding in his office with a Lee-Enfield rifle
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'''Interests''': Pot Noodles
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==Legal Advisor==
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====The Honourable Sir Barrington Womble====
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'''Age''': 72
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'''Birthplace''': Port Sir Richard, Cobdenia
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'''Family''': Married, two children, five grandchildren
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'''Education''': Sir Richard Cobden School for Boys, University of Keynestown
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'''Employment''': Barrister and by 1915 he had become a Judge, and an adviser to the Prime Minister in international law. In 1923, he was elected to the High Chamber of Justice. In 1929 he retired, and returned to being a appeal court Judge. He accepted the Prime Minister and Governors nomination to become the delegate to the Pretenama Panel in late 1929. Left the Pretenama Panel and became the Cobdenian legal advisor to the UN
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'''Background''': Parents were famous entrepreneurs, involved in building the Cobdenian Railways, amongst other things
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'''Politics''': Above it
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'''Responsibilities within the UN Office''': Examining the legality of resolutions, clearing up language, suggesting loopholes to exploit
  
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Sir Miles was born in 1900 in Brighton, Sussex, and Emigrated to Cobdenia with his parents (wealthy industrialists) in 1922, after he had graduated from St. Lucifers College, Oxford. In Cobdenia, he served in the Home Office, before being transferred to the Foreign and Regional Office in 1930, and was appointed Sir Cyril's deputy in 1932, due to fears that Sir Cyril was both overworked, and getting too big for his boots, where is role is largely concerned with running the administrative side of the mission, acting as human resources manager, accountant, and other similar roles. He is largely an unknown quantity, having never served in diplomatic circles previously.
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'''Interests''': Law

Revision as of 08:18, 16 July 2007

The Cobdenian Mission to the United Nations is Cobdenia's permanent diplomatic staff based in the United Nations. It's goal is "To further the Cobdenian government's policy of the promotion of international discourse, the belief in sportsmanlike conduct in wartime, the introduction of international maritime law, and the promotion of free trade". It is currenty located on the 19th floor of the UN building, although it also possesses "office space" on the 21st and 32nd floors. There are currently XXXX number of permanent staff.

His Cobdenian Excellency's Permanent Representative to the United Nations

His Exellency Sir Cyril Gordon Muffplaster Radionov Casaba O'Mahoney Askalan DeDerrier von Holsterman Wyznyjytski Ungern-Sturmberg Banerjee Svenssen M'Beki Vicenzo MacLehose-Strangways-Jones III, KCRC, LOG

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Sir Cyril MacLehose-Strangways-Jones
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Main article found at Cyril MacLehose-Strangways-Jones

Age: 51

Birthplace: Port Sir Richard, Cobdenia

Family: 300 illegitimate children

Education: Riccardoton Girls school (hence the 300 illegitimate children); Hailsham College; Port Sir Richard University. Holds a double first class honours degree in Irritating Funny Foreigners

Employment: Career diplomat in the Cobdenian Foreign and Regional Office, formerly the Department of Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs. Also a fully qualified fireman and a champion spaniel breeder

Background: Father was a Prestigious British Diplomat serving in the High Commission in Port Sir Richard; mother was a Cobdenian school teacher. He was single handedly responsible for the outbreak of the Dull and Fairly Short War of 1902 when he accidently assasinated Archduke Alexander Kapranos when the spoon he was weilding turned out to be loaded. In 1920, he served as Ambassador to Omigodtheykilledkenny, and due to his stirling efforts to bring the two countries together, and the fact he actually didn't end up going to war with them. Replaced Sir Leslie Featherstonehaugh-Mickelwhaite-Cholmondsey-Cholmondsey-Smythe, KCRC as UN representative in 1930

Politics: Strong sovereigntist except on issues of Free Trade

Responsibilities within the UN Office: Has plenipotentiary power, and thus it is he who has full resposibility for the Cobdenian votes.

Interests: International Diplomacy, shipping regulations

The Deputy Cobdenian Permanent Representative to the United Nations

Sir Miles Lamiman Johnson-Wutchwyff, KCRC

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Sir Miles Johnson-Wutchwyff
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Age: 32

Birthplace: Brighton, UK

Family: Married, two children

Education: St. Lucifers College, Oxford

Employment: Home Office, before being transferred to the Foreign and Regional Office in 1930, and was appointed Sir Cyril's deputy in 1932

Background: Parents were wealthy industrialists, who moved Emigrated to Cobdenia in 1922 in order to expand their business and to find better weather

Politics: Conservative

Responsibilities within the UN Office: Largely concerned with running the administrative side of the mission, acting as human resources manager, accountant, and other similar roles

Interests: Mute Newt farming

Defence Attache

Major-General Sir Brian Alexander Montgomery Haig "Pointy" Blatherstock, KOG, CRC, CGO (retired)

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Sir Brian Blatherstock
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Age: 65

Birthplace: North Holden, Buckinghamshire

Family: Don't put idea's in his head

Education: Hornby College, Sussex, Sandhurst Military Academy

Employment: British Army Royal East Kent Regiment 1893-1904 served, South Africa 1879, Chitral, Relief of Kimberley, Paardeberg, South Africa 1900-02 reaching rank of of Major; British-Indian Army 39th Garhwal Rifles 1904-1919, served in Punjab Frontier, Bassée 1914, Armentières 1914, Festubert 1914 '15, Neuve Chapelle, Aubers, France and Flanders 1914-15, Egypt 1915-16, Khan Baghdadi, Sharqat, Mesopotamia 1917-18, Macedonia 1918 reaching rank of Major; British-Cobdenian Army South N Sussex Regiment 1919-1922, reaching rank of Lt-Colonel; British-Cobdenian/Cobdenian Army General Staff of the War Department 1922-1930 reaching current rank of Major-General; Retired 1930 following balloon accident, making him "Possibly the stupidist man ever to wear a uniform" according to the late Governor-General

Background: Wealthy family; father was a Captain in the Royal Navy. Aquired the nickname "Pointy" after his habit of pointing to places on battlefields without actually giving any orders

Politics: Was very militarian, now considered to care only about instant food and accesorising

Responsibilities within the UN Office: Theoretically, advising Sir Cyril in matters concerning security. In practice, hiding in his office with a Lee-Enfield rifle

Interests: Pot Noodles

Legal Advisor

The Honourable Sir Barrington Womble

Age: 72

Birthplace: Port Sir Richard, Cobdenia

Family: Married, two children, five grandchildren

Education: Sir Richard Cobden School for Boys, University of Keynestown

Employment: Barrister and by 1915 he had become a Judge, and an adviser to the Prime Minister in international law. In 1923, he was elected to the High Chamber of Justice. In 1929 he retired, and returned to being a appeal court Judge. He accepted the Prime Minister and Governors nomination to become the delegate to the Pretenama Panel in late 1929. Left the Pretenama Panel and became the Cobdenian legal advisor to the UN

Background: Parents were famous entrepreneurs, involved in building the Cobdenian Railways, amongst other things

Politics: Above it

Responsibilities within the UN Office: Examining the legality of resolutions, clearing up language, suggesting loopholes to exploit

Interests: Law

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