User:Guffingford

On msn known by its broad scala of names, many inane, others even worse. The most common ones are "I am a liar", "The Mystery Man" or a quote stating the obvious, a classy catchphrase or something insulting to $stereotype.

Hardline hater of AOL and ICQ, hates mIRC even more (even though I go to #ns occasionally to start messing things up with my childish behavior), compassionate Thief 1 and Thief 2 fanatic (I still play both no matter what people say), plays Serious Sam I and the 2nd Encounter still, cheater in various HL modifications - namely Team Fortress Classic - but ended up playing NationStates when a link was given on the now dead firearmsmod.com forums. From there HP played on the forums, started some serious junk in II. And I still think the old forums are, when it comes to style and usability a lot better than Jolt. But that's just me living in the past.

However, whatever I did was somehow within the boundaries of reason on NationStates (define reason). Although I said a couple of times I'd quit NS using the "suicide by mod" tactic and then keep popping back à la Eire Shamrock I never did it. Most likely I'll never do it but I keep saying it because my msn contacts find it so damn amusing to see me ranting.

Guffingford used to play with Holy Panooly but grew tired of it, and now Guffingford is his main nation. Guffingford was given to HP by Super American VX Man after I whined several times to him about getting a big puppet. When I got my puppet I was a kid again and I kept bragging about its size (2.5 billion) when I got it. Shame Guff was dead for 1 whole month otherwise it would be at least 100 million bigger. I still have sleepless nights because of that.

Anyway, Guffingford (aka Holy Panooly, Sirens of Titan and Geiyersley on NSafrica) is a bit of a strange entity on NationStates, frequently exploring the thin line between what's allowed and what-not. Currently roaming around the forums, writing stories in NationStates and making once in a while a post in International Incidents, Guffingford is mostly just... roaming around the boards.

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