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B.A.D.G.E. (Bureau Academy of Defense and Government Espionage) is a Roach-Busterian intelligence agency roughly equivalent to the CIA, MI6, Mossad, or the KGB. Its main purposes are obtaining and analyzing information about various governments, companies, and people of the world, and sharing the obtained information with the military.

About B.A.D.G.E.

In addition to intelligence gathering operations, B.A.D.G.E. also performs behind the scenes "dirty" missions that the government would rather the public did not know about, including but not limited to assassinations, sabotage, kidnappings, etc. B.A.D.G.E. is considered so crucial to national security that its head has been made a cabinet member, and has complete access to Generalissimo J.L. at all times. B.A.D.G.E. often cooperates jointly on projects with the police, secret police, border police, the military, and even the intelligence agencies of foreign governments, most notably SAVAK of Parthia. B.A.D.G.E. is currently headed by General Donald "T-Rex" McRaven. It is unknown how many agents B.A.D.G.E. employs, as 99% of its files are classified, and many of its employees who perform "dirty" missions are not listed in its budget.

Notable B.A.D.G.E. operations and accomplishments

• Assassinating of 99.9% of the Communists in RB (the rest fled into exile)
• Kidnapping Howard Zinn
• Assassinating the wife of Professor Norm Chompski (and disguising it as a suicide) in 2005
• Sabotaging/destroying the homes or businesses of various anti-government individuals, and making it appear to be the work of the (now-defunct) Red Dragons or other terrorist factions
• Assassinating Terry Sarzo, the former ambassador to Sarzonia
• Foiling an attempt on Emperor Alexei of Generia