Chairman Nurdbot

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Chairman Nurdbot, the 4th

Affiliated Nation: The Empire of Nurdbotia, The People's Republic of Nurdbotia and the Nurdbotian Union.

Species: Nurdbotian PEEL Robot (Bending Unit Ghetti Design, Soldier Class).

Age of assembly: 1868 Before the Revolution.

Age of destruction: 1966 After the Revolution.

Title: 1st Chairman of the Nurdbotian Union.

Suceeded by: Dravoakbot Neubiant 2886745.

Preceded by: Tzar Emperor Nurdbot the 3rd.


Construction, Military Career, Banishment and joining the party

Comrade Nurdbot was manufactured in a factory somewhere in Nurdbotia in 1868BR (Before Revolution) and was created in the image of the Tzar of Nurdbotia. The Ghetti type robot had been adapted as an official Bodyguard of the Tzar but after several anarchist attempts on the Tzar's life the whole Bodyguard company was suspected of collaboration and was dissolved with all robot guards banished to Nogo-Nogo or Mayatland. Comrade Nurdbot, after spending many months as a mercenary, seeing the true reality and suffering of Nurdbotia's impoverished people joined a Communist Party, the Bolsheviks and started a series of small revolts throughout Nogo-Nogo.


After the great winter, the Nurdbotian Empire economy was collapsing, many factory workers and farmers had gone on strike, famine was running rampant and the Tzar's corruption was leaking out across the Empire with constant banquests and promises of introducing proper democracy to the nations. On the 15th May, 1917, Saint Nurdysberg was in chaos, strikes and revolts were all over the Capital and Soldiers were dispatched to deal with them. However, many joined the angry population. Nurdbot, as he was not leader of the Bolsheviks rushed back to Nurdbotia through contacts in the corrupt Navy in a bid to join his party.

Revolution, Rise to power and Builder of a Nation

Comrade Nurdbot arrived on the 18th May 1917BR in Saint Nurdysberg and immediately was greeted by many supporters of the Bolsheviks, a large majority of whom were workers and Soldiers. Comrade Nurdbot knew the Winter Palace of Saint Nurdysberg by heart because of his time served there, and he also knew that night the nobility was having a giant regalia party. So he decided to start off a heavy riot a few streets away and rush off quickly and seize the Palace while all the normal Soldiers are dealing with the nearby riot.


The plan succeeded and a few Armoured Cars were borrowed from the Nurdbotian Army and used to infiltrate the Winter Palace. While a small amount of armed Workers and Soldiers held the entire Nobility at gunpoint, Comrade Nurdbot forced the Tzar to abdicate, dissolve the Empire and turn all power over to the Communist party of the Bolsheviks. By the 19th of May 1917AR (After Revolution), The Nurdbotian Empire was dead and The People's Republic of Nurdbotia was born.

This action was untopped in the Bolshevik Party and Nurdbot was made the Chairman in a matter of days because of his dynamic do now style of leadership and touch with the common man, alien or droid.

Changes, War and International Recognition


After Nurdbotia's rebirth, Chairman Nurdbot immediately reviewed and recruited competent ministers for the Poltiburo and Soviets around the nation. He renamed all the regional capitals, including Nurdbotia's own capital (to Nurdograd). Immediately, he started reforms and made new alliances. By 1919, 68% of the Nurdbotian Army was now equipped with modern weaponry and in 1920 The Soviet Airforce was born. In 1920, Badgermash fell. While the Federation of Teral and Nixorbania's forces sorted out the chaos, Nurdbotia claimed a sunken tanker full of gold near it's coast, but had to hand it back to fund the forces of the dually-controlled nation between Nixorbania and the Federation. A year later, the Slimmonean army was fragmented, so Nurdbotia offered a small air force of 250 MiG 55s to help The Empire of Slimmy. But due to heated objections from many nations, Nurdbotia had to withdraw this generous offer. This incident broke the Nurdbotian Alliance with the Federation and Nixorbania. However, in the same year they met another communist nation, Zedoljev, and allied with her. As a key point of the alliance, Zedoljev would design Soviet weaponry for use in both militaries, and Nurdbotia would use it's massive manufacturing capability to produce the units.


Then, in 1926, the Chairman approved the floating cities plan, because Nurdbotia's population was now sky-rocketing thanks to the slow modernisation of Nurdbotia in conjunction with the new economic plans to prevent mass famine. In 1928, the first Nurdbotian Aircraft Carrier was built and the Nurdbotian Navy got a desperately needed grant for upgrades and repairs. In 1931, the first Nurdbotian floating city was fully built and 45,000 Nurdbotians prepared to move.


Chairman Nurdbot chose to focus on military build up to protect Nurdbotia against the more fanatical nations, but by 1932 he relaxed. Nogo-Nogo, Tweeklandia, Zedoljev, The Slimmonean Empire; Nurdbotia had mutual protection pacts with all these nations. Thus Nurdbot decided the nation was safe (for the moment) militarily. He focused on economic plans, attempting to save Nurdbotia's catgirls and economy.

Chairman Nurdbot was a strong leader during the Sea Conflicts against Urallia which took up most of the thirties, however after the defeat of the Urallians the Nurdbotian economy needed a desperate boost.

Chairman Nurdbot did a bold move and introduced controlled capitilism into the Nurdbotian Union, and by the mid fifties the first Nurdbotian Golden Age began as the Economic and Military policies of Nurdbotia were finally ballanced.

After the War against the Urallian forces, In which Nurdbotia had finally secured and expanded the national borders, Chairman Nurdbot worked hard to introduce the Multi Tier Soviet System to Nurdbotia and expand the International Relationships with other nations that had recently emerged from the national woodwork.

1st Infection, Replacement Harddrive and Final Acts

Chairman Nurdbot however was starting to have problems concerning his machinery, he worked late into the nights while working on the plan of Controlled Captilism and ignored routine matinience, something a Robot his age should have taken. He continied this habit while installing the Mutli Tier Soviet Government and improving international relationships.

By 1954, Chairman Nurdbot was so overworked a virus passed through his firewall and rebooted his internal computer system several times, damaging some of his irreplacable circuits.

Even after this horrible disaster, The Chairman worked on and made plans for a possible Defensive Communist pact between Nurdbotia and the other Communist nations of PEEL that were also emerging out of the woodwork.

However, the Chairman was told by his Mechanic after the reboots that his harddrive could not take any more intense work, and would fail soon. He was right.

The Chairman was given 1-3 years left before his harddrive would fail and he would become broken and obsolete. A huge national search was implemented through Nurdbotia, as at the time harddrive transfers were introduced at the same time as the announcements of the Chairmans condition.

Finally they found a Nurdbotian Robot of the same Model, who agreed to this harddrive transfer in return for a position in the newly introduced Robot Soviet. His name was Nilats Mourvinvi 1138. He still serves in the Robot Soviet Today, but as the Secretary.

The harddrive transfer was a sucess, and the Chairman operated for another 5 years before allowing himself to forever shut down, content that his work had been done.

The Chairmans funeral was national, his assembly crate driven through the streets of Nurdograd before being transfered by a Nurdbotian Aircraft Carrier (Rumoured to be the Kossack) to a the heavily guarded ceromonial Island Ksarkee-Seloz where the best and most famous Nurdbotians are buried.

Chairman Nurdbot in Modern PEEL

Today, Chairman Nurdbot is still remembered heavily as being one of the best leaders in Nurdbotian History, The Nurdbotian Robot Soviet has tried many times to replace their Hammer and Lugnut with a flag of the image of the first glorius leader of the Nurdbotian Union.

There is even an order given to great citizens, scientists, soldiers and athletes called The Order of Chairman Nurdbot.

Chairman Nurdbot has been named after several Naval Vessels, Including 3 Aircraft Carriers (Nurdbots Pride, Nurdbots and Nurdbots Strength) and a Nurdbotian Class Alpha Battleship (Wraith of Nurdbot).

Many Robots of the Nurdbotia Region have given him a pet name, 'Grand Assembler Nurdbot'.

Nurdbot was one of the first non Nurdbotian Tzars to appear on the Slavlic, followed by several other Chairmen, a few Generals and a great Nurdbotian Scientist.

The Nurdbot statue in Red Square still is the biggest there.

Rumours that Chairman Nurdbot had a descendent manufactured after his death who was a great soldier in the Nurdbotian Red Army helped the Nurdbotian Red Army Robots morale in the Nurdbotian Civil War.