Cobdenian Mission to the United Nations
The Cobdenian Mission to the United Nations is Cobdenia's permanent diplomatic staff based in the United Nations. It's goal is "To further the Cobdenian government's policy of the promotion of international discourse, the belief in sportsmanlike conduct in wartime, the introduction of international maritime law, and the promotion of free trade". It is currenty located on the 19th floor of the UN building, although it also possesses "office space" on the 21st and 32nd floors. There are currently XXXX number of permanent staff.
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His Cobdenian Excellency's Permanent Representative to the United Nations
His Exellency Sir Cyril Gordon Muffplaster Radionov Casaba O'Mahoney Askalan DeDerrier von Holsterman Wyznyjytski Ungern-Sturmberg Banerjee Svenssen M'Beki Vicenzo MacLehose-Strangways-Jones III, KCRC, LOG
Main article found at Cyril MacLehose-Strangways-Jones
Sir Cyril was born in Port Sir Richard in 1880, to parents who had served as diplomats for many generations, often marrying citizens of countries they have served in (hence his bewildering array of foreign sounding middle names). Sir Cyril attended the prestigious Riccardoton Girls school, due to a typing error and a short sighted preist, where he fathered over 300 illegitimate children; before attending Hailsham College, Port Sir Richard University; where he attained a double first class honours degree in Irritating Funny Foriegners.
After many minor appointments, Sir Cyril was made Ambassador Extraordinaire and Plenipotentiary to The Federal Republic of Omigodtheykilledkenny in 1920, where he served for eight years, after which he spent two years as a diplomatic advisor to Prime Minister Sir John Snipe-Maddox. In 1930, he was promoted to his current position
As well as a Diplomat, Sir Cyril is also a champion Spaniel breeder and a fully qualified fireman.
The Deputy Cobdenian Permanent Representative to the United Nations
Sir Miles Lamiman Johnson-Wutchwyff, KCRC
Sir Miles was born in 1900 in Brighton, Sussex, and Emigrated to Cobdenia with his parents (wealthy industrialists) in 1922, after he had graduated from St. Lucifers College, Oxford. In Cobdenia, he served in the Home Office, before being transferred to the Foreign and Regional Office in 1930, and was appointed Sir Cyril's deputy in 1932, due to fears that Sir Cyril was both overworked, and getting too big for his boots. He is largely an unknown quantity, having never served in diplomatic circles previously.
