Culture & Customs (Live-in-a-Hole)
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Earliest Times
Festivals celebrating the earliest crafts: cheese wheels, and the wheel, fermenting puddles of sap.
Dark Ages
Banquets of trout, cabbage soup and a strange sticky fizzy beverage served in roughly hewn clay pots.
A Re-Awakening
Wheelbarrow-themed festivals with hyperactive children drinking multi-coloured beverages from translucent bottles.
Empire and Expansion
Uranium utensils and plateware.
Global Strife
Musical theatre, escapism, surrealism, crazy golf and a nasty case of mouth and hand blisters
The Modern Era
The Goode-Hunter Times 29/10/2007
A wave of unprecedented reference, indeed reverence, to the humble thong has broken out in the region. About five days ago the Empress of Dis-quiet expressed her preference for thong clad male laundry workers. Since then, what can only be described as a "cult of the thong" has spread throughout our subterranean lands. Shockingly The Free Land of The gaoled have just re-named their currency to the Thong.
Leading financial analyst Ursula .R. Broke said "This irrational behaviour by the leaders of The gaoled is bound to draw the attention of political observers in the region. I can only see things continuing to go down (hill) for the people of The gaoled".