Drode

Drode is a nation that centers around one thing and one thing only. That thing is the nation of Dreet. They idolize it. Everything Dreet does, Drode does. No one particularly knows why they would idolize an evil nation, but they do. In fact, there's practically no need for this page as Drode completely centers around Dreet. Drode's national anthem is the patriotic "May we one day be as good as those in Dreet." Here are the lyrics.

"May we one day be as good as those in Dreet.

Right now we should just wash their feet.

We try with all our might

but we cannot get it right

for we'll never be as good as those in Dreet!!!!

May we one day be as good as those in Dreet.

Wouldn't that be really, really neat?

Dreet is number one

their flaws number none

and we'll never be as good as those in Dreet!!!!

May we one day be as good as those in Dreet.

In terms of moss, we are crude and they are peat.

Their analogies are better

their water is much wetter

and we'll never be as good as those in Dreet!!!!

May we one day be as good as those in Dreet.

For them, we're not fit to be chopped into lunch meat.

Their the prince and we're the toad

and the sole purpose of Drode

is to one day be as good as those in Dreet!!!!"

The unfortunate thing is that those in Dreet don't even know they exist. Tough luck.