Drulland

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Drulland started off as a promising nation that everyone thought would have a huge contribution to society. It was started by Henrik Drulland, a brilliant explorer. He came to the United Nations and said that he had discovered some land and he wanted to use it to start a nation. However, this would not be an ordinary nation. He would gather the best people at every occupation. That means the best scientists, the best politicians, the best doctors, and the best sewage cleaners. He said it would create the perfect society. everyone thought it was a great idea, and the citizens of Drulland were rounded up. Unfortunately, there was one thing that only the best botanists noticed. Drulland was absolutely covered with poppies, and upon entering Drulland, one would immediately fall asleep, under the influence of the poppies, of course. Therefore, this perfect society was doomed to a life of sloth and laziness. Drulland is now a bit more of a museum than an actual nation, since people just come (in surgical masks) to stare and gawk at the piles of sleeping people. The world's best songwriter's have written the following anthem.

"Drulland is a...um...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"