Eeyiyatya

World Factbook Entry: A Supernatural Congregation of the Elite Specifics Defining the Equilibrium of Eccentricity.

Regional Power: Moderate

Eeyiyatya was the nationstates.net featured region on 26 June 2007.

Allies

This region is allied with The Realm of Mattandia

Regional Staff

The Founder recently delegated control of the region to willing Nations.

Rectruitment Officer: Kershley

Head of Armed Forces: Rickstrang

Eeyiyatya Ambassador: Rickstrang

Head Scout: Misspelt Youf, GoGo Islands, E-Bo Rama

Nations

For a list of Eeyiyatyain nations with a wiki see Category:Eeyiyatyain Nations

Attacks

In October 2007, Eeyiyatya came under attack from Blades of Conquest. News of this spread far and wide and although BOC managed to get control of the region via the UN Delegate, it was not long before word got to Eeyiyatyas long vacationing leader Lord Guildford of The Guildford. He returned to a rapturous reception on 18th October 2007 and reclaimed control.

Upon his return, Lord Guildford had this to say:

"====Press Release====

In the early hours of October 19th 2007, Lord Guildford was occupying one of his young lady friends in her un-nervingly humble abode. At a rather inopportune moment his phone rang and it was his trusty dog "w00f", he had escaped from his cage and was running amock in the shed, somehow he burrowed his way into the telephone cables and used his prevously unknown telephony skills to contact his owner.

"w00f" knew nothing of the attack on Eeyiyatya, in fact the reason he called his great master was to tell him he had left the stove on, how he knew this from his cage inside the shed at the end of the neighbours garden will remain a mystery.

Upon Lord Gs return to his mansion he tripped over his mail and found not only the stove on but the microwave too, he waved back and then went for a sleep.

After a quick nap, he decided to open his post, among them he found a telegram from one of his esteemed colleagues back in Eeyiyatya, he decided to read it later and threw it over his shoulder. To his frustration, "w00f" had begun howling from the cage in the shed at the end of the neighbours garden. On his way to bequiet the dog, he noticed the telegram he had tossed over his shoulder had infact landed in the copious surroundings of the parakeets quarters and he had begun to devour the envelope.

It was only now that Lord G realised his parakeet was infact a monkey.

The monkey did as Lord G said: "Dance monkey, Dance!"

As the monkey began to dance, the telegram fell from the monkeys grasp and the letters SOS became aparant.

Immediately Lord G read the message, it was infact from the Sussex Ornithological Society, not from a friend back home. They were having another birdwatching meet, so Lord G decided to return home to Eeyiyatya immediately to pick up his shot-gun before he 'joined' the meet.

So he packed "w00f" into his suitcase and jumped on the Monkeys back and they flew back home.

It was only on returning home that Lord G then realised what had happened. The Monkey was infact an Albatros in disguise, they flew into Eeyiyatya only to find it occupied by someone else, so he kicked them out.

In a very short time, Lord G will announce the new way that all Eeyiyatyaians can worship him.

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Invasions

In Early 2007, fueled by youthful enthusiasm, the Eeyiyatyaians decided to invade the region 0000000000000 (Thirteen Zeros). The invadees, however; caught wind of the invasion and were ready when Eeyiyatyaians came invading and they staved off the attack with alarming ease.

Eeyiyatyaians have been thwarted on more than one occasion. 10000 Islands being their immortal enemy in this one, they were unable to capture The Carribean or Dark Truth, as 10KI shadowed their troops through June/July 2007.

Decimations

Eeyiyatyaians are fairly active in their invasion and have completed a number resulting in the decimation of the said regions.

These regions have been decimated by Eeyiyatyaian forces:

• The Severskian Islands
• Sussex
• 00000000 A Nice Place To Visit
• 4 Cubic Miles Out in Space
• Greater Carpathia
• Final Circles of Hell