Fklaazj

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Fklaazj
Spoken in:

Sjwitz

The origin of Fklaazj lies in Sjwitz, where it was formed out of a mixture of Dutch, Latvian and Spanish. Fklaazj isn't written, it's purely a spoken language and sounds a lot like Dutch, although the Latvian and Spanish influences make it a language which is hard to master when learning it from scratch.

In Sjwitz some people want this ridiculous mixture of languages to dissappear whereas others want the language to remain to remember their heritage. In Sjwitz however the people tend to look mainly towards the future so the biggest group of people just doesn't think about it all and speaks English, Dutch, Latvian or Spanish. Because of this the amount of Fklaazj-speakers is rapidly fading, only a few thousand people still master this tongue, although there have been reports of a few Fklaazj-fanatics trying to spread the tongue to other countries... Some even say that Fklaazj will expand rapidly once it breaks through in another nation, because it is still popular amongst the bookmakers and sports-fanatics because of its great deal of sports-minded abbreviations, sayings and sportswisdom.