Hezuland

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Introduction

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The Republican Dreamers of Hezuland was founded in 1936 after splitting from Spain. It actually comprises two main states (which are Hezuland itself and the Satellite region of The Elven Wizards) with a total population of 2.210.000.000 people (last update: 9th August 2007). Its capital is located at the city of Tikitaka.

Geographical Location

Hezuland is placed in the western coast of New Spain, as shown in this [map]. The Elven Wizards is the small territory located northwest of Hezuland.

Both regions are currently surrounded by inhabited land, full of forests and various types of vegetation. SkylineHeavyIndustries is located west, in the middle of the Mediterranean Sea.

History

In 1936, The Chaotic Republic of Hespaña wasn't living its best times. There was no stability, governments changed in less than a month, there was fear in the streets...

Eventually, a renowned militar, General Paco Germano, decided that there was time for a dictatorship (he called it "order") in Hespaña and tried to invade it... Resistance from Hespaña's people unleashed the famous Lio Of The Hostia Civil.

But, unexpectedly, Republican troops surrounded Germano's car while he was crossing the Ancho De Jipialtar, they grabbed him, bought him a baby rattle and finally let him play with the other old men at the asylum.

chuck_norris_age_49.jpg Lio De La Hostia Civil's Republican hero, Chuck Norris

The Army and almost all churches were outlawed after this (Catholic Church tried to keep recruiting from the background but the Night Of Fire of 1940 was their final day in Hezuland) and a transitional government was made. In January of 1937 the Constitución Guay was approved and two months later (march 23) the first democratic elections after the war were held. A new hope started for lovers of democracy and peace...

The Democracy's 70th Anniversary Party went into Guinness Book of The Records, with more than 450 million people getting drunk all around the country.

Mottos

  • Creation - February 2007: "Contra el fascismo y su violencia, ahora y siempre, RESISTENCIA!"
  • February 2007 - May 2007: "El pueblo vencido jamás estuvo unido"
  • May 2007 - July 2007: "Tijera contra papel... piedra contra tijera!!!"
  • July 2007 - Present: "Tiki taka! Salinas! Pasión de multitudes!"

Events

  • 15th January 2007 - Elected as New Spain's UN Delegate
  • 27th March 2007 - Left UN Delegacy
  • 14th April 2007 - Candidate in New Spain's Presidential Elections
  • 16th April 2007 ~ 8th August 2007: President of New Spain
  • 9th August ~ Present: Vicepresident of New Spain