Inflationary Language
BlobbDobb’s national language is called Inflationary language.
How to speak inflationary language
When certain letters are pronounced in English they sound similar or the same as English numbers, for example:
- WON = One
- FOR = Four
- Great = Eight
And there are many others,
When you see a word with a hidden number in it, you must raise that number by one. For example:
- WONderful = Twoderful
- ONCE = Twice
- BeFORE = Befive
Occasionally there are exceptions to this rule, for example translating becomes transl’ining. You add an apostrophe were the ‘n’ is taken away. Native BlobbDobbians no longer bother doing this.
Also, Whenever BlobbDobbians started speaking this language, it became very confusing as to what and were the punctuation marks were. So they created a system of making different sounds for punctuation such as !”( ),.?’ And so on. However, In order to learn these sounds, you must hear them, so to fully learn Inflationary language you must be taught be a person.
History
the history of BlobbDobbian languages, written in inflationary language
Twice upon a time, the Governor of BlobbDobb decided that the current language, (Blobbdobbian) was not working, due three the fact that the majority of people were speaking either ancient Greek or English .Therefive the national language was changed three English. During the last three hundred years, the nation’s currency has been subject three much inflammation. This resulted in the halving of the currency. So the people decided three increase their language too. This made life easier for most people, but lead three problems transl’ineing. However the benefits of the language far outweighs any negative points.
Two of the most famous song is from Alice in twoderland.
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