Introducing Ficticious Proportions

"So we don't really exist. We figured it out in the end"

An Open Letter to All Readers

To those who gaze upon the page,

Welcome to the pages on The Theoretical Dominion of Ficticious Proportions. On behalf of all of us at the Figures, Analyses and Demographics Survey of the Dominion (F.A.D.S.), we hope you find the information presented herein interesting, entertaining, perhaps amusing in places and above all over things, satirical. Besides, having spent a fair AC320,000,000 (Astus Consilia) on preparing it, it had better be...

As I'm sure you have deduced already, our currency is the Astus Consilium (plural: Consilia). It has a curious history of its own, as explained on its own page. You see, at F.A.D.S., we're full of cunning plans like that - in theory at least.

Looking out of the window of the office here, you can see one of the most expensive things the nation has sat in the middle of the park, fooling around. The national animal, the Paradigm - worth about 5% of the national budget thanks to the sizeable cut the Wildlife, Astonishing Sites and The Environment Department get of it. As much as we at F.A.D.S. like the critters and the nice things they keep spick and span, it makes some of the corporations want to get the W.A.S.T.E.D money.

At the time of writing, the Theoretical Dominion is the UN Delegate for the A Slice of Surreality region, and we are honoured to be selected for the responsibility. The region has a unparelleled mix of original and fantastically vibrant characters within it, and we can heartily recommend that you come and pay us a visit sometime.

Well, thank you for taking the time to read this, and we hope you'll stick around a bit longer and learn more about the Dominion.

Regards,

IdioC
F.A.D.S. Chief Foreign Envoy
The Theoretical Dominion of Ficticious Proportions