Introducing Kurui

"Enjoy your independence whilst our leader can spell it"

"Because every nation needs some small-minded group of expert attention seekers."

Welcome

To the unfortunate soul who stumbled upon this category,

Hello and Welcome to the Kurui Category pages. The team in administration here at MUCK and myself have been compiling this long list of some of those important facts about Kurui, in our opinion. All of the statistics and facts in these pages have been verified by our Government, and the Board of Obviously Dodgily Generated Estimations (BODGE) as being 100% correct within the bands of what we want you to know.

The main page of Kurui has all the facts about our island's comparitively short, dull and invented history, involving various episodes with the Japanese and preventing ourselves from being colonized. Just imagine if we had been - We could have been the next Iwo Jima, and the bomb craters would have helped us make some pretty good championship golf courses... oh well. It also entails the some statistics about the five main regions, (and the five only regions, come to think of it...) who lives there, how many live there, and what each region is famous for on a very local scale. This is in addition to explaining about the Hazankurui volcano, which at time of writing seems a little shaky. If it spurts lava and burns my car, I'll try and get some american lawsuit and sue it.

There are are also three specialised pages about three of the most important things our island has:

• Our National Animal, the Karierbaag, useful for carrying things and holding water.
• Our National Currency, the Tapeworm. Just try getting everyday supplies like water without it. Ok, I told you about the Karierbaag. Fine, take your water from them, but you still can't buy soda without it.
• Our National Flag, the Kazan Ensign. Seems to be mostly seen on fire nowadays. We're not sure if it's a Konin custom or protesting. We're assuming the former as propaganda ministries often do to avoid admitting they're wrong.

Well, Happy reading through the pages, and good luck in your quest to prevent yourself falling asleep through the long lists of very cynical and idiotic doctrine.

Good Night/Morning/Whatever you're in in your respective timezone, and God bless if you believe in him, which I'm not sure about myself, IdioC- エドノ狂いtalk 21:18, 30 Dec 2004 (GMT)