Kim Kim

A football player who competed in the World Cup as part of the team from the People’s Democratic Social Republic of Ariddia, the World Cup founder.

Kim made her first appearance during World Cup 6, at the age of eighteen, as a mere substitute, and, despite her skill, long remained a substitute due to the Fords being the main forward pair. She soon proved her worth to the team, and occasionally played (surprisingly) as goalkeeper, but her career was tragically cut short when an accident shattered her legs and confined her to a wheelchair. She then commented upon subsequent Cups and the matches played by her team-mates.

A small, dark-haired Oriental girl, Kim started out as the overskilled "baby" of the team. She is now an old lady, long-since retired.