Little Boy, You're Going to Hell

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"Little Boy, You're Going to Hell" (aka "Hell Isn't Good") is a song ripped from the movie "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut" to make the national anthem of Omigodtheykilledkenny, officially adopted as such in 1999. Often mistaken for a Metallica song (since James Hetfield supposedly supplied the vocals for the movie version), the lyrics tell of Kenny's terrible sojourn in hell after one of his many deaths. It's a sort of "Remember the Alamo!" thing.

Lyrics

Little Boy at Peace
What is this place,
Beyond the stars?

Open up your eyes
What are these things
You're moving toward?

Head so full of wonder!
Worries in the past!
Could it be that
you are free at last?

NOOOO!!!

Little boy, you're going to hell!
You said bad words, threw rocks at the bird
And now, this is your hotel!
You ain't going back, this ain't Disneyland, it's HELL!

Little boy, it's time for you to pay!
For hurting that bird, and not going to church
And staring at boobs everyday
Now you must stand in HELL!

Hell isn't good, Hell isn't good, HELL!
No, Hell isn't good, Hell isn't good, HELL!

Adolf Hitler: [something in german]
George Burns: Hey fuckface, have you seen Gracie?
Mahatma Ghandi: There is orderliness the universe
Hell isn't good, Hell isn't good, HELL!