Mass Pwnage Armed Forces
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The Armed Forces of MassPwnage consists of 5 Branches. The Army, the Airforce, the Navy, the Imperial Guard and the Home Guard. The functions of the first three branches should be fairly obvious. The Imperial Guard serve as guards for government officials and as an elite fighting unit on the battlefield, and the Home Guard serves to defend MassPwnage in invasions.
The most important branch in the Pwnage military is the Pwnage navy. There we said it. MassPwnage consists of over a million islands, and something has to police them all.
