Papa Lazarous Circus

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Papa Lazarous Circus is an average sized nation, with a loyal, yet confused, public. It is known for the many wives it's strange dictator, Papa Lazarous, collects. It remains in The East Pacific, waiting for a place it can finaly call, home. It is not a member of the UN yet, but is looking for a chance when stronger, to join. Also, it is known for having half the population named "Dave". Fairly new, Papa Lazarous Circus likes to look at bigamy as a hobby, rather than a crime.


Papa Lazarous

Papa Lazarous was the leader of a circus until he came across the land known as Papa Lazarous Circus. The story goes that the travelling circus was looking for more wives, when coming across soil that was rich with many wives. Immediatly siezing control and replacing the nation with a nation he could trust, he became a great dictator within a couple of days. During his first public speech he asked for all wives of dave to form an orderly queue outside his rather large palace. Although only several came, being as there were no daves at most houses. Often he can be seen in his horse driven carrige travelling to other nations, to steal other wives. His loyal goverment can also be seen entertaining the nation on a tuesday, as they were part of his carnival crew. His hobbies include, collecting wives and selling pegs. He leads a very interesting life, if not strange at times.


The People

The People of Papa Lazarous circus are always loyal to their bevelant dictator, and have commited many crimes in their short times. Two examples of these crimes are Cannibalism, as Papa Lazarous Circus's favourite meal is fried human with lettuce and tartar sauce. The second crime is bigamy, but as told before, they see it more of a hobby than a crime. The people always can be seen doing something wether it is household choures or excerise, the people of Papa Lazarous Circus always have a very busy scedule.


Politics

Papa Lazarous Circus's politics is always a terrible time of the year. This brings carange among the local people, and people can always be seen burning alive. Papa Lazarous first wife is the prime minister, and in a recent interview she replied with the words, "Please you have to help me, he thinks I'm his wife!" However short the time of politics are, a lot more people die every year.