Punkass dove

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The [i]Columba Livia Domestica Insurgia[/i], colloquially known as the "punkass dove" is widely regarded as a mascot of the Federated Anarchist Communes and Workers' Collectives of Free Outer Eugenia.

The [i]Domestica Insurgia[/i] is a variation of the common pigeon with a propensity for dropping excrement, small pebbles and burning twigs on the heads of priests, capitalists and bureaucrats. They were nearly wiped out in the colonial period, but they have made a strong comeback since the revolution. If you want to cross breed them with your national animals, you will have to come get them yourselves. A small village commune in the Big Rock Candy Mountains once attempted to cultivate the [i]Domestica Insurgia[/i] as a food source. Needless to say the project (and alas the commune itself) had to be abandoned shortly afterwards.