Punkass dove

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The Columba Livia Domestica Insurgia, colloquially known as the "punkass dove" is widely regarded as a mascot of the Federated Anarchist Communes and Workers' Collectives of Free Outer Eugenia.

The Domestica Insurgia is a variation of the common pigeon with a propensity for dropping excrement, small pebbles and burning twigs on the heads of priests, capitalists and bureaucrats. Though they were nearly wiped out in the colonial period, they have made a strong comeback since the revolution.

A small village commune in the Big Rock Candy Mountains once attempted to cultivate the Domestica Insurgia as a food source. The project (and the commune itself) had to be abandoned shortly afterwards.