Rotten bacon

Rotten Bacon

Rotten Bacon is a large nation, remarkable for its large population of unemotional, unhappy folk. The motto is good for morale because they believe that all actions are good for morale.

Laws

Clones are constantly made in the lab and robots and computers are made citizens. Immigrants are only allowed in if they can survive a death course to get to the land. Nuclear weapons are tested on remote lands, and toxic waste is always dumped into the water in order to save on disposal costs. All civil disagreements are dealt with by fencing. Sex offenders are forced into slavery as are other criminals. A cement wall is being built along the Assassins Bat and Rotten Bacon border due to black listing.

Geography

Rotten Bacon is a land mass from the land of nothing. It is a large mountain range in which the people live like dwarves and shape whole mountains into cities, with each Mountain forming its own city. There are government owned city-states such as Lab City and The Armory, as well as noble cities. Homes and buildings are carved out of the mountain side.

The Land of Nothing

The Land of Nothing is a land where leaders who have known each other for years come to stay among friends. Strict regulations must be met to enter the land. You need to have a large tax rate and pro-government intentions.

History

The history of Rotten Bacon began when the whole country was run by a President. At the time the country was a democracy, where everything was run by the people for the people, until one day during a court case when the plaintiff was arguing over a "unicorn" ownership dispute, the President snapped and went completely insane. This led to the time of "Evil Happiness" when the president forced all people to smile or be shot. Of course this led to a rebellion and the President was shot, leading to total anarchy. This was the "Down Era". The economy was lousy and the people were dieing like flies. The Rotten one as he is now called, made a powerful militia and was able to gain total control, by telling the soldiers that he was making the perfect world. The Rotten one made the world a dark place and forced new restricting laws on the populace.

The population soon entered a war for land in the enclave coalition, which of course led to a defeat due to under-funding. The country of Nissin has now colonized Rotten Bacon to regain its former status.

Politics

Each mountain comprises its own city state, run by the Judge, a robotic being. File:Judge.jpg

The government of Rotten Bacon is run ultimately by the Rotten One. However there are several ministries that correspond to the parts of the budget. The more well-funded ministries have better buildings and more power while the ones without are in shacks.

The Annexation Ring

Rotten Bacon began a mass invasion and annexation of The Subsidarys of International Lesbians. This was started because International Lesbians created a large number of puppet nations that he then lied about after they were discovered. After the dispute of the truth International Lesbians abandoned all the nations. Rotten Bacon has now annexed all the nations into Rotten Bacon.

These nations consist of:

• Almohadia

• Hitlerist Japan

• A European Empire

• [NS]Free Washington State

• Great Maoist China

• [NS:::::]Great Constantinople

• [NS]Suhartos Indonesia

• [NS:]Roman Micronesia

• [NS:]German Europa

• [NS:]Stalingrad Fortress

• [NS:]Fortress Stalina

• [NS:]The Reborn Rasputin

• [NS]The Coven of Artemis

• A New Third Reich

• Avalon Point

• Patriotic Israel

• Al Arif

• Post-Occupation Iraq

• Dagorania

• Pol Potist Cambodia

• Montismo Versiaz

• The New Somalia

• Independent Germany

• Nova Francia

• Israel And Palestine

• America Nova

• Idumaea

• Nova Iudaea

• Orthodox England

• Post-Nazi Germany

• Clarania

• The Makabim

• Canadianopolia

• The Niger State

• Panzer Corps China

• British Romania

• Imperial Slavia

• Free Anatolia

• The Library of NS

• Conquistadoria

• Hellenic India

• Byzantinia Nova

• Pepper Ridge

• A New China

• Yugoslavia-Greece

• Sovereign Gibraltar

• [NS]Communist Syria

• Free Orphans

• [NS:]The Communist Iraq

• [NS]The Free Georgia

• Ameridian Island

• Arawakia

• [NS]The Return of Stalin

• Pharos Island

• Alexandria Pharos

• Free Constantinople

• The Black Swords

• New Nationalist China

• Volga-Kama Bolghar

• Athenian Greece

• Mahrankala Island

• Mother Russias Empire

• Meighan Island

• The Mongol Reich

• Shang Tsang

• Victorious Germany

• Makkah and Medina

• The Quraish

• Ashurania

• Nova Aquitania

• Ustashe Yugoslavia

• Visha

• Germania Reich

• Constantinopolium

• Constantinopolia

• The Iberian Reich

• The Algerian Reich

• Pharonium

• Decapolia

• NS Dianetics

• Pandoraea

• Armentaria

• Aesonia

• Americanopolia

• Americanopolis

• New Nicaea

• Red Nepal

• Noobs and N00bs

• Sovereign Columbia

• Corporatoria

• Nova England

• Aryanium

• Heavenly Taiping

• Asaharia

• The New Antioch

• Osmanlia

• Nordicania

• Revolutionist Canada

• An American Reich

• Byzantine Salamandria

• A New Deutschland

• Zephyria-Salamandria

• A New Reich

• Gnosticania

• Caribbean Africa

• Freemasonia

• The Arian Synod

• Aztec Mexico

• Imperial Arabia

The Great Heist

Rotten Bacon relocated a large number of citizens from Nomadic Bounty People. At the time of their great plague they asked for help from the international community. Rotten Bacon moved as many of their healthy citizens to Rotten Bacon for a temporary stay. But there were legal issues that forced the government of Rotten Bacon to make them apply for citizenship. Under Rotten Bacon law, citizens are not allowed out of the country for an extended length of time unless they are in the military, therefore the new citizens are not allowed to leave the country.