Rupines

Rupines, started by Milton Rupines, is a nation that doesn't really do much. It's like a retarded baby, it just sits there with a mile and gets fed carrots. However, Rupinians would nevereat carrots or any other baby food. they only eat cheese. this may or may not be why their motto is "WE LIKE CHEESE!!!!!!!!!" After their founder, every single person is named Milton, except for one guy named Sam. He works at a bowling alley. The president is Milton Milton.

Rupines seems to be of no importance, yet it receives a lot of attention. This is because of fossils showing that civilization was on Rupines before any other nation in the world. Because of this, a group of nutjobs, er, I mean "religious activists" called cheeseheads center their entire life around Rupines, their homeland. Expert on Rupinians, Carl McMilton (1/2 Rupinian) has released the book "20 Ways to Spot a Cheesehead." This list includes the following.

Eats purely cheese.

Is knowns to wrestle with mice and other small rodents, since they're wasting that dairy goodness.

Has "Milton" in their name.

When somebody mentions a dairy product, they turn southeast and mutter something that you can't hear, but you're pretty sure they said something about mozzarella.

Rupines, despite their lack of any defining characteristics, has three good universities. Monterey (like Monterey Jack), Goudall (originally Dougall, but changed to have gouda in the name), and San Parme (rearrange the order and you get Parmesan.) The president is Milton Milton (shocker) and the capital is Stilton. The national animal is the cow. The rather perplexing naional food is potatoes for no apparent reason whatsoever.

Rupines enjoys tourism, especially when they bring crackers.