Snibbo

"What is Snibbo?", I hear you ask. Well, put simply, it's Cax's answer to everything.

Snibbo is a very dark brown-black substance similar to Marmite mixed with tar. Made by Caxan scientists to a secret recipe*, it has proved unbelievably versatile. Now carried by Caxan soldiers as part of their standard issue, it has found its way into every household in the nation. Why?

Need to stick a poster to the wall? Snibbo will hold it there. Need to thicken a stew? Snibbo will do that. Your car's dirty? Mix Snibbo in water to make a highly effective cleaner. Got spots? Spread-on Snibbo is a guaranteed cure. Wings fallen off your plane in the desert? Snibbo will stick them back on and set hard as rock. Starving to death? Snibbo is highly nutritious. Run out of lubricant oil? Warm some Snibbo and use that. Need to refill a beanbag? Dried Snibbo broken into granules will do it. Run out of fuel? Snibbo is flammable. Got a deep cut? Snibbo is an antiseptic, and will semi-dry into an artificial skin. Hamster depressed? A spoonful of Snibbo and he'll be raring to go.

Yes, the uses are literally endless.