St. Chuck

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St. Chuck is a Man recently canonized by the High Priest Hamtar as the Patron Saint of Ass-Kicking. The only person to ever be canonized alive, he valiantly defends Jamminberry from all intruders. A brand new element was recently discovered by Jammin researchers, and was named Chuckium in his honour.