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Stoklomolvi was first "founded" as the tribe of Stelimov, a small duchy that existed from 4233 B.C. in the region near modern-day Manchuria and the Russian Federation. Chieftain Boris Yarsltiv and his followers wandered the region for decades before finally settling near the Yalu River. They dubbed the city Vladistov, after one of the lower chieftain's father, Grigoris Vladimrubin. The fertile river valley served the people well, and they flourished. | Stoklomolvi was first "founded" as the tribe of Stelimov, a small duchy that existed from 4233 B.C. in the region near modern-day Manchuria and the Russian Federation. Chieftain Boris Yarsltiv and his followers wandered the region for decades before finally settling near the Yalu River. They dubbed the city Vladistov, after one of the lower chieftain's father, Grigoris Vladimrubin. The fertile river valley served the people well, and they flourished. | ||
| − | Over time, other tribes were consumed by Stoklomolvi, and the region of influence of Stoklomolvi grew large. When the peoples of Stoklomolvi finally made the decision to cross the river, however, they were repelled with a force indescribable for that era. Scores of spearmen and archers charged across the river, only to be forced back by the combined forces of tribes located in modern-day North Korea. Defeated, the men retreated, and they fortified the river. | + | Over time, other tribes were consumed by Stoklomolvi, and the region of influence of Stoklomolvi grew large. When the peoples of Stoklomolvi finally made the decision to cross the river, however, they were repelled with a force indescribable for that era. Scores of spearmen and archers charged across the river, only to be forced back by the combined forces of tribes located in modern-day North Korea. Defeated, the men retreated, and they fortified the river in 1218 B.C.E. |
| − | Wars were waged in the North as well. Stoklomolvi defeated tribe after tribe until they had reached the Eastern Sea. There, they were able to establish flourishing fishing communities as well as profitable lumber operations. However, due to the rocky soil, only small farms were constructed, and food shortages were common. | + | Wars were waged in the North as well. Stoklomolvi defeated tribe after tribe until they had reached the Eastern Sea. There, they were able to establish flourishing fishing communities as well as profitable lumber operations. However, due to the rocky soil, only small farms were constructed, and food shortages were common. Peasants grew more disgruntled, and by 712 B.C.E. they knew that the government needed change. |
| − | Uneventful years passed, with Stoklomolvi advancing northward and filling in unsettled blocks. Tribes started actively joining Stoklomolvi, and the size of Stoklomolvi grew. Thousands of years seemed to pass without a trace of anything happening. | + | Uneventful years passed, with Stoklomolvi advancing northward and filling in unsettled blocks. Tribes started actively joining Stoklomolvi, and the size of Stoklomolvi grew. Thousands of years seemed to pass without a trace of anything happening. However, a coup was staged, and the despotic government was overthrown. A republic was estabilshed, and the newly-formed Parliament began to form laws. |
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| + | Soon afterwards, the Republic of Stoklomolvi was stabilised, and nothing happened over the next few hundred years. Eventually, however, barbarian forces from the north-east began to attack Stoklomolvi. The republic began to destabilise as the people began to revolt against the weak government. However, a man named Iosef Nomstoy Stuyonovich rose to power in a coup in 40 C.E. | ||
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| + | Iosef was born a peasant, but had eventually learned many of the arts of writing. He gained supporters, and was able to overthrow the Parliament, which was laden with corruption. With the iron block thrown out of the way, Iosef raised a massive army out of the local peasant population. He marched the army northwards, and drove the barbarians away. The barbarians, reaching the large peninsula, were forced into the sea. Iosif soon died in 72 C.E. Stoklomolvi claimed this land as its own, and the empire reached the height of its size. The empire stretched from the Eastern Sea all the way past the modern-day Ural Mountains and even went past the Duchy of Muscovy in 412 C.E. | ||
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| + | As the empire grew larger, the leaders began to grow corrupt. He made deals that lined his own pockets. He backstabbed formal allies and forcibly stole their lands. He even killed off members of his own family who disagreed with him. Slowly, the people banded together, and overthrew the despotic government in 512 C.E. | ||
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| + | The next in line, Zeitsev, was an incompetent ruler. He did not know how to make decisions, and was tricked by his ministers. As such, he was killed during a riot of peasants in 580 C.E. The man after him was his brother, Pyotr Povtrosky. | ||
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| + | Pyotr established the Stoklomolvi Monarchy, and a Constitution was drafted. The Stoklomolvi Constitution for a Greater Stoklomolvi was signed by forty-five delegates in 583 C.E. | ||
Revision as of 18:13, 6 October 2007
| The Communist Dominion of Stoklomolvi | |
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| Motto | Only strong governments prevail! |
| Anthem | Canon in D Minor (Orchestral) |
| Region | Listibaldia |
| Official Language(s) | Russian, English, Mandarin |
| Capital - Executive |
Vladistov |
| Government - Commissar - SMPF - Civilian Management - Internal Affairs |
Single Party Communist Government Commissar Alexei Sergeievich Stuyonovich SMPF Head Vasili Vissarionovich Stuyonovich CM Head Grigor Illyanich Stuyonovich IA Manager Boris Nikolaevich Vilstoyvich |
| Population - Mainland |
879,560,214 (October 2007 Census) |
| Establishment - Establishment of Vladistov - Formation of the Stoklomolvi Republic - Formation of the Stoklomolvi Empire - Formation of the Stoklomolvi Monarchy - Formation of the Stoklomolvi Dominion |
4345 B.C.E. 623 B.C.E. 42 C.E. 582 C.E. 1854 C.E. |
| Area - Area - % water |
2,152,240 sq. mi. 27.4% |
| National Colors - Primary - Secondary |
Red (Hex: #FF0000) Yellow (Hex: #FFFF00) |
| GDP - Total (USD) - Per Capita (USD) |
$7,505,649,105,244.37 $8,538.85 |
| Currency | 1 stoklomov = 100 stuyovich coins |
| Military - Army - Air Force - Navy - Anti-Air Defence - Strategic Rocket Forces |
Stoklomolvi Imperial Guard Stoklomolvi Imperial Interceptors Stoklomolvi Imperial Navy Stoklomolvi Imperial Air Defence Stoklomolvi Imperial Weapons Specialists |
| Naval Craft Classification - Military - Civilian |
SINC SCDC |
| Religion | Officially Atheist |
| National sport(s): | badminton, tennis, bowling, golf |
| Internet TLD | .sd (.com.sd, .org.sd, .gov.sd, etc.) |
| Calling Code | +7 |
| Stats: NS NSEconomy NSTracker Sunset XML | |
The Communist Dominion of Stoklomolvi is a nation started many months ago (records show May 2007, but this may or may not be accurate). Stoklomolvi is a relatively large nation that has been stripped bare by uranium mining operations and it is monitored by the Stoklomolvi Military Police Force (SMPF). Its population of 879 million are constantly under strict watch by the government, which measures the country's success by the GDP and commonly refers to the citizens as literal "human resources". As such, all citizens own nothing; they are taxed to the fullest extent of a 100% income tax rate. The government focuses on Defence and Law and Order, with other aspects receiving relatively low or no funding at all.
History
Stoklomolvi was first "founded" as the tribe of Stelimov, a small duchy that existed from 4233 B.C. in the region near modern-day Manchuria and the Russian Federation. Chieftain Boris Yarsltiv and his followers wandered the region for decades before finally settling near the Yalu River. They dubbed the city Vladistov, after one of the lower chieftain's father, Grigoris Vladimrubin. The fertile river valley served the people well, and they flourished.
Over time, other tribes were consumed by Stoklomolvi, and the region of influence of Stoklomolvi grew large. When the peoples of Stoklomolvi finally made the decision to cross the river, however, they were repelled with a force indescribable for that era. Scores of spearmen and archers charged across the river, only to be forced back by the combined forces of tribes located in modern-day North Korea. Defeated, the men retreated, and they fortified the river in 1218 B.C.E.
Wars were waged in the North as well. Stoklomolvi defeated tribe after tribe until they had reached the Eastern Sea. There, they were able to establish flourishing fishing communities as well as profitable lumber operations. However, due to the rocky soil, only small farms were constructed, and food shortages were common. Peasants grew more disgruntled, and by 712 B.C.E. they knew that the government needed change.
Uneventful years passed, with Stoklomolvi advancing northward and filling in unsettled blocks. Tribes started actively joining Stoklomolvi, and the size of Stoklomolvi grew. Thousands of years seemed to pass without a trace of anything happening. However, a coup was staged, and the despotic government was overthrown. A republic was estabilshed, and the newly-formed Parliament began to form laws.
Soon afterwards, the Republic of Stoklomolvi was stabilised, and nothing happened over the next few hundred years. Eventually, however, barbarian forces from the north-east began to attack Stoklomolvi. The republic began to destabilise as the people began to revolt against the weak government. However, a man named Iosef Nomstoy Stuyonovich rose to power in a coup in 40 C.E.
Iosef was born a peasant, but had eventually learned many of the arts of writing. He gained supporters, and was able to overthrow the Parliament, which was laden with corruption. With the iron block thrown out of the way, Iosef raised a massive army out of the local peasant population. He marched the army northwards, and drove the barbarians away. The barbarians, reaching the large peninsula, were forced into the sea. Iosif soon died in 72 C.E. Stoklomolvi claimed this land as its own, and the empire reached the height of its size. The empire stretched from the Eastern Sea all the way past the modern-day Ural Mountains and even went past the Duchy of Muscovy in 412 C.E.
As the empire grew larger, the leaders began to grow corrupt. He made deals that lined his own pockets. He backstabbed formal allies and forcibly stole their lands. He even killed off members of his own family who disagreed with him. Slowly, the people banded together, and overthrew the despotic government in 512 C.E.
The next in line, Zeitsev, was an incompetent ruler. He did not know how to make decisions, and was tricked by his ministers. As such, he was killed during a riot of peasants in 580 C.E. The man after him was his brother, Pyotr Povtrosky.
Pyotr established the Stoklomolvi Monarchy, and a Constitution was drafted. The Stoklomolvi Constitution for a Greater Stoklomolvi was signed by forty-five delegates in 583 C.E.
